Rather than post up the whole article that none of you can be @rsed to read, I thought I would give the jist of it.
He was visited by the Police at his home.
He wasn't driving at the time
The coppers checked out his car completely
Gave him 3 points for having a "Defective" vehicle (no water in washer jets and slightly loose battery terminal.
ffs, whats the world coming to!
edit - sorry the pic has peugeot on it, lathwood is down