My mate reckons e only way at Santa gets all them presents delivered in one night is "cos hes got a 360bhp C20LET nova"
Thought it might be true untill i remembered it SNOWS at Christmas , "MUST BE STILL IN A CAV"
4X4 RULES!!!!!
ouch, i assume u hit 1 then?
Thats one less to scratch our paintwork.
Awaits whack from missus.
For sale, Calibra bits. Two Stainless exhausts. One stainless decat. Airbag. Lots of bits lying around.
pm me
Any chance you can come round and run over the one near me mate lmao
Actually I've got to admit that I don't hate cats in general - just this one in particular !
When I had my rst cabriolet every bloody cat on my estate used to take it in turns come and sit on the roof so count yourself lucky you only have one to contend with lol
My biggest problem is not cats but bird sh!t. I park my car off the street down the side of my house so the local low-life's don't steal or vandalise it, and the birds sit in the gutters and sh!t on it instead. And their cr@p doesn't just put faint scratches on the paintwork: it bloody oxidizes it!
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." — Woody Allen.
you could just grab the cat and chop its whiskers off
apparantly a cat uses its whiskers to guide itself and keep balance, like to see a cat jump on the car when it cant even balance walking in straight linelmao
Originally Posted by Johnny A
No that's false: cats use their whiskers for the same purpose that my wife uses a car's door-mirrors: if they fit throught the gap then the rest of the body should follow without getting stuck lmao
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." — Woody Allen.
I had the same problem, but the cat used to s**t on the bloody car.
Got the bugger one day with the hose....it hasn't been back since![]()
airgun
Stu.
2 stroke tarmac terrorist
can of wd40 and a lighter.
what kind of a t*ss*r puts signatures in .....huh???
lmao lmao lmao lmao lmaoOriginally Posted by rob_cruiser
ive nothing against cats, but the best way to stop em, is a 12 bore
mk3 astra van owner