Dead Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brett]

Just to add;

Its all over between me & Bett now! lmao

And I thought being dumped by text was badlmaolmao

My whiskey wielding crazy Scottish nan is coming down from inverness on Sunday, ahh the joy of spending christmas with someone you cant understand, even when shes not hammeredlmaolmao

[CortraGTE]

^lmao

Pretty long trip that Inverness to the bottom.

yes the sun is shinning!!!!

Is the weather sweet and does it make you want to move your dancing feet?

[chip]

monday morning?

[CortraGTE]

Nah its Wednesday! Where you been? lmao

Do you mean the song? Its Bob Marley I was thinking of.

[chip]

monday morning is also the lyrics of the song mate

[Brett]

^lmao

Pretty long trip that Inverness to the bottom.

we fly her down these days, Inverness to Bristol directly Takes about 2 and a half hours from her door to ourslmao but back when I was a kid it used to take 11 hours to drive all the way up, we used to go every easter!!

[CortraGTE]

monday morning is also the lyrics of the song mate

lmao sound

we fly her down these days, Inverness to Bristol directly Takes about 2 and a half hours from her door to ourslmao but back when I was a kid it used to take 11 hours to drive all the way up, we used to go every easter!!

2.5 hours sounds well better than 11 lmao. Best I have done was I went from Hayle to Ayr, left Hayle at 10:30am and arrived at Ayr at 01:30am. Six hours stuck in traffic a Bristol then another 3 hours at Birmingham Was fun though.

[Brett]

LMAO 6 hours at Bristol? was it August bank holiday?

We did do the drive in about 7 and a half hours one boxing day, dad had a brand spanking new Calibra 16v SE2 in yellow at the time... thats how long ago it was, must have been 1994 lmao

[CortraGTE]

Can't remember, I think it was in August but it was during the week. It was roasting weather and me and my mate we sitting in the Corsa boiling away it was murder trying to keep the engine temps down. The traffic was so bad at one point people got out and started playing football on the hard shoulder lmao

[nova boy roy]

lmao I bet he got lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmao

[CortraGTE]

I lost at the football...... Im rubbish at it.

lmao Nah I can smell rain from a range of 700 miles. Best way to find Scotland when your driving up the road look out for flood/ice/snow signs and you're on the right track lmao

When we crossed the border back in to Scotland it was raining pretty bad, was sunny & dry all the way up too! lmao

[ANDYRACER]

When we crossed the border back in to Scotland it was raining pretty bad, was sunny & dry all the way up too! lmao

Sounds about right. lmao

[CortraGTE]

I almost wish I had a picture of it, honestly at one side of the sign it was dry and not raining, was pretty dull right enough but no rain. Then right on the other side, torrential down pours lmao

[nova boy roy]

Did you have to bring your passport with you ?? to get in to england!!!!

[Brett]

pmsl you dont need a passport to cross between England/Scotland grant you cocksmoker!lmaolmao

[CortraGTE]

lmao

Acutally I heard something about trying to make the border more secure. Probably just the papers talking ****e, cause it was a while ago. That would be a pain in the ass!

Mind you Salmond The Baw-Bag will probably be looking to do that now too

[nova boy roy]

you fooking would if i was guarding the border !!!!!!!!!lmao lmao dam scotish getting down here just like the polish invasion!!!!!!lmao lmao lmao

[keithcdb]

Im sure there are more up here! Even got there own shops now!

[Brett]

you fooking would if i was guarding the border !!!!!!!!!lmao lmao dam scotish getting down here just like the polish invasion!!!!!!lmao lmao lmao

RACIST

lmaolmaolmao

[CortraGTE]

lmao

Dundee is apparently the place the Poles like to go, probably cause it reminds them of home........

Im going to Poland in Januray gonna tell them all im just here to work for 6 months then **** off back home. I am actually going not just taking the piss my mates girl is Polish so I said I was going next time so I can go to see Wisla Krakow.

[CraigGreen]

Any chance you can bring back a Polish selection box of shaven young teens (female) for us to tear the wrappers off & make dirty......?

When I'm done with them I'll set them up working for a car wash.

[CortraGTE]

Sounds like a plan, got truck thats just right for the job too. I want half from the 'car wash' though lmao