The Scottish Invasion thread!

[Gordon Livsey]

as its a random mince thread im joining back the gym and the boxing club, ive really let myself go to the dogs in the last year, put on some amount of weight and have bugger all fitness, got to keep fit and have a good punch , especially in my line of work, got to be number 1 and keep the idiots at bay

[MSG]

as a co-ordinator you need to keep rioters at bay!

[Melv]

[CandyApple]

lmao

[CandyApple]

novacane- do u skip rope?

[MSG]

could or would a wood chuck chuck wood at another wood chuck chucking wood at a wood chucker?

[Gordon Livsey]

used to untill a year ago and then gave up fighting and fitness and turned in to a fat bastard that can hardly run up a flight of stairs without feeling knackered, let myself go to the dogs big time, im now 18 stones of fat cnunt instead of being fit, this all happened within a year, last august was the last time i was at the gym and from what i can remember i was power lifting like a man possesed, now im just a fat cnunt lmao

[CandyApple]

What is your game plan for regaining your fitness?

[MSG]

if I said you were a fat cnunt you would have smashed my head in!!lmao

[CandyApple]

MSG- Twist this............
A tutor who tutored the flute, taught two tooters to toot, said the two to the tutor, is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot. lmao

[MSG]

aparently I can stuff more sheep in my Cally than tathan can in his scooby.

[Gordon Livsey]

What is your game plan for regaining your fitness?


back to the gym on a daily basis what i used to do, 7 days a week, i was addicted, will have to start out on the stamina side of things and get the fat off me and then progress on to the weight side of things, went all pear shapped after a split from an ex, my head went up my arse and started hammering drink and didnt give a fcuck about myself anymore, when i look at old pictures of me when i used to tax dealers and what not and from what folk said when i worked on the doors i was like the fecking side of the titanic, now im just a shadow of my former self as they say, i get ambvarresed when i take my shirt off and look in the mirror, all i see is man boobs and a beer belly

[MSG]

MSG- Twist this............
A tutor who tutored the flute, taught two tooters to toot, said the two to the tutor, is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot. lmao

aah I got that quite clear! let me try and refrase it:

The two tooters asked a tutor who tutored the flute if it is harder to toot or to tutor two tooters .

[MSG]

What is your game plan for regaining your fitness?


back to the gym on a daily basis what i used to do, 7 days a week, i was addicted, will have to start out on the stamina side of things and get the fat off me and then progress on to the weight side of things, went all pear shapped after a split from an ex, my head went up my arse and started hammering drink and didnt give a fcuck about myself anymore, when i look at old pictures of me when i used to tax dealers and what not and from what folk said when i worked on the doors i was like the fecking side of the titanic, now im just a shadow of my former self as they say, i get ambvarresed when i take my shirt off and look in the mirror, all i see is man boobs and a beer belly

So you wouldn't be able to achieve a best 1/4mile sprint in your Nova then against opponents Nova.

[MSG]

you might even be diabetic, have you got your blood sugars checked?

[Gordon Livsey]

my best mate rips the piss out of me and having diabetes, piss quite a lot and drink a fair amount, have been tested before but that was years ago, and everything was o.k, worth a check up though

[MSG]

some people gain weight kind of overnight (as it were) and without any explaination, normally the doctors put it down to water retention and other unexplained causes, and if it were easy to cure then many such people would be able to get a cure, however many factors effect body metabolism, even certain glands like the thyroid producing excessive or under thyroxine can be responsible for overweight etc, your best bet would be to check with a GP, as a matter of fact they would be the first one to send you for a blood test due to your weight even if you went in for some other ailment.

[Gordon Livsey]

i put it down to having myhead up my arse and letting myself go to fcuck and heavy drinking, as stated im gonna get a grip of myself and get the finger out and give it another go, if i stay the same well i dare say its time for the doctors to see what the script is with me

[MSG]

wish you luck with your plans, you would need a firm commitment for your own sake, none other, its going to be hard but sure you can fight the flab and that in itself will give you a moral boost that you probably need right now. Good luck mate.

[MSG]

I think I better go green so people know when I sneak in ( I have been in stealth mode for a while)

[Lugy]

how was everyones saturday? looking forward to sunday?

today i used a tank of fuel, done 250miles doing so, bet an audi a8 4.2 on a private road-thanks to tree friendly limiters (although on acceleration i had him )
tomorrow i will be at east fortune race track helping out, then finish the corsa! job done

[MSG]

you used a full tank to just do 250 miles what car is it 3.0 vectra, no wonder then and driving to the limiter!

[Lugy]

i wasnt quite on the rev limit. nearly. his speed restriction came in though. i imagine it would have alot more than that being a 4.2. seems his weight and quattro weighed him down from getting there as quick as he should with that rip snorter! still the £1800 vectra upsets someone else.

[MSG]

so you gave an expensive audi qautro a run for his money fair do!

[MSG]

I am becoming a migholic so I must go after this post before it becomes addictive. I must have done about 50 posts all utter crap. Incidently with this post I am revving at 5800RPM!