
Originally Posted by
exuberant Ok so this is not so much a 'race tale' but its something similar. So last night I went to see a lady friend of mine in the south of Joburg, in Rossetenville and on my way home i literally got lost in Jeppestown but i kept following the signs leading to the M2 highway (which is where i wanted to go), it was about past 10pm so as i was driving toward a robot, i suddenly saw a small board written M2 highway on it pointing to the right. I was driving on a 2 lane road and i was in the slow lane, then i made the error of not looking behind me before turning right as per the directional board to the highway and next thing i heard a LOUD hooter and i saw that i almost got rear ended by a taxi (the traditional siyaya shapes aka super 16), i slowed down and raised my hands apologetically, by this time, the taxi had completely stopped and all i heard were the driver pointing at me vociferously. So naturally, i drove on, but when i looked at my rear view mirror, i saw that the taxi, which was probably 3/4 full, was now chasing me :shock: !!! yoh so i geared down so 2nd and flattened my accelerator lol, i was headed toward a green robot but it closed just before i got there :shock2: !!! I quickly observed for any oncoming cars (luckily there isnt alot of them at this time) so i crossed the red robot and put foot!! I checked my rear view mirror and saw that the taxi was coming at full throttle!! So i drove on toward the last set of robots just before the onramp to the M2 highway and guess what, THE ROBOTS WERE RED!!! So i stopped and braced myself for war, by this time my mind kept picturing the karate kid and mr miagi lol! Then after a few moments, the taxi passed me abit in the fast lane and blocked me off, the next thing the sliding door swung open and the driver door as well yoh :shock2: i then nervously reversed and open abit of a gap, then i put my car in 1st and started to do a burn out and then vigorously launched and flew past them in the narrow gap they had created by blocking me off, by this time there was another car ( a green honda ballade) at the robots yielding to his on coming traffic since the robots were open for him and closed for me, eish but i think he saw that i wasnt just having a lekker drag race with a taxi so he didnt onramp immediately or else i wouldve bumped into him, so i put foot and flew onto the M2!! A few moments later the honda started tailing me lol (poor oke mustve been shook by what was happening that he too ran for his life). I've had 4 speeding tickets on the M2 in the past before by the way and there I was flying on it again, but in this instance it was not by choice and i did 180km/h and actually got away 8) !! the honda eventually dissappeared from my rear view mirror.
I had never been this scared in a long time, so i made it home safely. Luckily i dont work near where this altercation occurred or else :shock2: lol ey Joburg is not for the faint hearted gents!!!