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Hazel Jones news: Woman with TWO vaginas appears on ITV's This Morning | The Sun |Showbiz|TV
How long do teabags keep for? I just found some old ones in a jar...
In an attempt to make this thread less ****ty, I give you this
Hazel Jones news: Woman with TWO vaginas appears on ITV's This Morning | The Sun |Showbiz|TV
Originally Posted by wayne451
must be a right ****.
Hazel is my kind of girl!
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lol , teabags should last ages mate we buy them in bulk at our work, wouldnt bother us using a year old brew tases just as good
Think they'll lose their 'flavour' after a while, as all food does. If it's sealed it'll last longer.
Er love, that's not a second vagina, that's your MOUTH.Hazel told The Sun last night she and hubby Riki visited fetish clubs, explaining: "It shows how relaxed I am.
"My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it's something I celebrate."
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
It doesn't say that she likes fornicating with linguistically challenged Brummies with tiny dicks...
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.
Warren Buffett.
6 inches and proud
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Should have had holly give her two twats a good lapping. As for tea bags they last ages,they aint going to kill you even if they taste abit funny.
Where is that "pics or it didn't happen" gif when you need it?
Note: the above may or may not be entirely correct.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it struck me.
I drink a lot of tea, and fluids in general. I always walk to the gym (about 5 miles). I'm always caught short on the way home with a full bladder from all the water, and have to go in a bush somewhere - I know of all the best places to go by now, it's just something I can't avoid.
Didn't go the gym tonight so went for a proper long walk, on the way back felt that sensation in the bladder like I needed to go. Usually get about 15 minutes warning before it becomes unbearable, but within a minute I had a massive pain in my bladder and I had to go, I was on the brink of pissing myself, it was like I was incontinent. Ran into a cemetery already getting my schlœng out with piss dribbling down and just let go behind a tree. What a sight! May God forgive me.
Yeah, so those tea bags will be fine.
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
random answer there but as long as the tbags still look and smell like tbags i would use them.
i hate the world
The tea should be fine, as long as it was well sealed up.
Women with two vaginas are rare, but about as common as men weith two penises (penii?) or, I hazard a guess, haemaphrodites?
Violet, sounds like you're drinking too much fluids, cut down a bit - most people overdo the 'rehydration' because they think they sweat out a LOT more than they actually do!
I drink a lot of tea, and fluids in general. I always walk to the gym (about 5 miles). I'm always caught short on the way home with a full bladder from all the water, and have to go in a bush somewhere - I know of all the best places to go by now, it's just something I can't avoid.
Didn't go the gym tonight so went for a proper long walk, on the way back felt that sensation in the bladder like I needed to go. Usually get about 15 minutes warning before it becomes unbearable, but within a minute I had a massive pain in my bladder and I had to go, I was on the brink of pissing myself, it was like I was incontinent. Ran into a cemetery already getting my schlœng out with piss dribbling down and just let go behind a tree. What a sight! May God forgive me.
Yeah, so those tea bags will be fine.
Gentlemen, I just entered my aviary, within which I own two pink necklaceatiels, these birds are scared to hell of me and will go nuts when I am inside. I began scaring them, making them fly over the small aviary, eventually I picked one and made sure he never had any rest in between fear-flights. Once he was tired, I began to corner him, I grabbed ahold of him, he began biting and clawing at me, I threw him onto the ground, and kicked him. I did not expect him to be alive after this, but he was very much so - and still quite feisty, but unable to really fly now. I pulled down my pants and got on my knees, I began masturbating with my left hand, while I had the bird in my right hand. I was holding onto him by his tail feathers, keeping him upside-down, whenever he would attempt to fly away, I would whack him against the wired wall of the aviary. Eventually his tail feathers fell off, he fell to the ground - he made no attempt to escape. I latched onto him, he began biting me. Whenever he would try to chew on me, I would cease masturbating and flick him in the head and mildly tighten my grip. Two minutes pass and the bird's eyes start to close, his head is tilting whichever way gravity wishes, no longer shaking in fear at what is happening to him. Soon after, the bird is dead. While it was not my intention to kill him, I was pleased at this moment, as it gave me the opportunity to cum on his face, which I would not have attempted to do so easily while he was alive and attempting to bite anything he could. I get up, my legs and pants are covered in birdseed and feathers, I leave them off, knowing I'll need to clean up. I throw the corpse at the second bird as I leave the aviary. It has been about half an hour, that second bird has not moved an inch since I left; it is very possible that he will die of pure stress.
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