what happend with scary-fish break up thread?

[scooby-KILLER]

i never posted in said thread but it was pretty funny and i was just wondering what the end result was??

did iirc "allvaux" get a ride?? lol

i feel a beating coming on hahaha

[wayne451]

It's here;
Broken up - ********tifanny********

I heard a rumour on the grapevine that Scary felt a bit sorry for Billy so she strapped a lollypop stick onto his geriatric worm and gave him a seeing to for his 65th Birthday.

[Allvaux]

It didn't work. I impregnated her with my purple headed womb broom and as soon as I found out she was up the duff I did the honourable thing and pissed off.

[Violet]

Tits out or it hasent happened.

Railway station carpark at 10.00pm o.k? Bring some Astra Mk4 sized curtains with you and by the time we're done people will think the Flying Scotsman is in town lmao

What happened in the end of this?
I've always found the best way of forgetting an ex is to get the f*ck as far away as possible so communication isn't possible, deactivate facebook, etc and just disappear. They always wonder where you've got to and this does the trick of playing with their minds, ie upper hand and all that.

[Tathan]

I think it all worked out well in the end.

[wayne451]

It sounds like Taffy got sloppy seconds after Allvaux?

[Tathan]

pmsl, not that i'm aware of?

[wayne451]

You went first then?

I bet you have given her some dirty Welsh STD like foot and mouth or linguistic spasticosa or something?

[Scary_Fish]

Evening all What happened? He's living in a rented house in the ****e end of town with a fat miserable faced tart - both with dead end jobs and him going more mental and sold his car to pay debts - while I have new awesome job (as well as 3 others at the moment) - own house - about to buy new car and have lost 2 stone Did end well

[wayne451]

When do I get a jump then? Come on, share the wealth...

[Scary_Fish]

And yes am having Allvaux's webbed toed - club footed - crops dyed love child.

[Tathan]

Did end well

Told ya. Wayne, you have a filthy mind.

[Violet]

Evening all What happened? He's living in a rented house in the ****e end of town with a fat miserable faced tart - both with dead end jobs and him going more mental and sold his car to pay debts - while I have new awesome job (as well as 3 others at the moment) - own house - about to buy new car and have lost 2 stone Did end well

It turned out well then?!

[wayne451]

And yes am having Allvaux's webbed toed - club footed - crops dyed love child.

You will need a c-section if it's anything like it's Father, otherwise you will have a zimmer frame, a bottle of turps and an old Liverpool/Wrexham Ian Rush shirt left in your clunge...

(Please not that Ian Rush once had the misfortune of playing for C*e*t*r City!)

[Scary_Fish]

Haha defo - was a bit surprised initially but turns out to be best thing dvds lol. And got house out of it - would never have been able to get a mortgag on own. Granted he's still on it but i'm paying it and he knows i would hunt him down and kill him with things if he did anything silly. Talk to him most days so still on good terms. Which is lucky as works for place that supplies 2 places i work lol

[Scary_Fish]

Oh that should have said cross eyed clearly. Oh forgot chives about his band playing download - getting signed - then him getting booted out. Karma etc. Do actually feel sorry for him tbh.

[Violet]

It's still always best to just move on, did you 'do' any of his friends or enact any revenge, or did it do that by itself? I was the same as you, except karma is clearly taking the piss, it's like it's reverse Karma for all the non-bad things I did lol.

[Scary_Fish]

Haha no he's pissed his own life up the wall is revenge enough to simply observe

[Tathan]

Among other places

[Allvaux]

You went first then?

I bet you have given her some dirty Welsh STD like foot and mouth or linguistic spasticosa or something?

[daddy cav]

Evening all What happened? He's living in a rented house in the ****e end of town with a fat miserable faced tart - both with dead end jobs and him going more mental and sold his car to pay debts - while I have new awesome job (as well as 3 others at the moment) - own house - about to buy new car and have lost 2 stone Did end well

Good to hear

[Allvaux]

Hang on a minute, what's this about a new car? Where's the Astra of love now?

[Violet]

Insurance wrote it off as a Cat A after the car park 'sexperience'.

[Scary_Fish]

Haha no the lube waggon is just fine - becoming infuriated by it's 1.4 ness and retiscence to stop in anything other than dry conditions. Been cracking tho

[Allvaux]

I keep going in wet conditions.