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    Combine the two greatest things in life

    Bacon, and sex

    J & D's - baconlube™
    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451
    Metros have the same wing mirrors as a Lotus Elise. Lotus > Porsche.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
    And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

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    Does it still taste of bacon after use...........
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    I can only pull pigs anyways.

    No need for the lube.

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    lmao
    The cake is a lie :(

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    They're there, in their room.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    justinaudia4whatever and the Internet? That's a cracking combo.. (if your a sad, old, keyboard molestering oxygen thief with too much spare time and not enough mechanical skill or knowledge to build something respectable).

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Two best things in life that can be combined? Women and violence. You can ask my missus if you like, she should be out of A&E about midnight.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    Two best things in life that can be combined? Women and violence. You can ask my missus if you like, she should be out of A&E about midnight.
    What's she done now?

    Failed to use her broom to stop the scouse-cockroaches stealing your scrap, one nut at a time?

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    She cooked my tea and I explicitly explained it had to be exactly 39.211 degrees. It was actually 39.2101 which is obviously wholly unacceptable.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbostevo View Post
    justinaudia4whatever and the Internet? That's a cracking combo.. (if your a sad, old, keyboard molestering oxygen thief with too much spare time and not enough mechanical skill or knowledge to build something respectable).
    I can't build anything better than BMW's M department, so why try?

    Two greatest things in life?
    BMW and M division of course.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    being born and then dying, best is to come yet! Thats what i call ultimate orgasm!
    Our future lies in the past, we can learn from the past to forcast our future,

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    msg just kills it. lmao at you lot as for the 2 favourite things, Gotta be indian food and cars
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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Oh well, i thought Births were related to sex, and deaths were related to orgasm! how many men scream and yell Oh God i am coming!
    Our future lies in the past, we can learn from the past to forcast our future,

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Nemesis likes his sexual conquests to be as close to birth age as possible.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    Nemesis likes his sexual conquests to be as close to birth age as possible.
    Allvaux was sexually conquered close to his birth age, by his uncle Trev
    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451
    Metros have the same wing mirrors as a Lotus Elise. Lotus > Porsche.

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    Re: Combine the two greatest things in life

    Absolutely and I think that's why he doesn't come on here anymore.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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