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    Cheating on your bird.

    Surely using a johnny isn't cheating ?
    You are having sex with the rubber .
    I canny invest in ya and for that reason , I'm oot .

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    of course its not cheating!!


    its not cheating with or without a johnny until you get caught in the act

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    I don't think its the skin contact that other half's don't like.
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    lmao
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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    It don't count if you close ur eyes....and don't go balls deep..lol.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by daddy cav View Post
    Surely using a johnny isn't cheating ?
    You are having sex with the rubber .
    As long as your bird has the same right to have sex with a rubber then it does not matter.
    Our future lies in the past, we can learn from the past to forcast our future,

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by MSG View Post
    As long as your bird has the same right to have sex with a rubber then it does not matter.
    **** that ****!!......

    double standards FTW!

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    daddycav....how did u get to this subject anyhow???...lol.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ardenblueroy View Post
    daddycav....how did u get to this subject anyhow???...lol.
    i was thinking the same my self

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Dunno , was just thinking , to cheat you need to go real bareback and fill up .
    I canny invest in ya and for that reason , I'm oot .

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    iv told you!,

    you need to get caught to cheat!

    just take a random back to your house then txt the bird telling her to come round, she does and wham.... your caught CHEATING!.. lmao

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by MSG View Post
    As long as your bird has the same right to have sex with a rubber then it does not matter.
    lmao
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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by daddy cav View Post
    Dunno , was just thinking , to cheat you need to go real bareback and fill up .
    No that's how you end up with 12 kids while sucking on the social tit.
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ardenblueroy View Post
    It don't count if you close ur eyes....and don't go balls deep..lol.


    If you type like that I doubt you're old enough to have had legal sex.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post


    If you type like that I doubt you're old enough to have had legal sex.
    And if you're part of the grammer police i doubt you're young enough to still be able to get it up lmao

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Anal FTW!.... that is all!

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lll964Z1fk

    Quote Originally Posted by rc View Post
    And if you're part of the grammer police i doubt you're young enough to still be able to get it up lmao
    GrammAr

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Doesn't count if you're more than 10 miles from home, if you're drunk or if you don't kiss
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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Doesn't count if you're more than 10 miles from home, if you're drunk or if you don't kiss

    lmao

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by Ardenblueroy View Post
    It don't count if you close ur eyes....and don't go balls deep..lol.
    Legend haha

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by rc View Post
    And if you're part of the grammer police i doubt you're young enough to still be able to get it up lmao
    I can get it up anytime thanks.

































    *Providing the missus supplies two match sticks and a very small elastic band
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    There are many urban myths about this! I stand by the one that says if you only have one foot on the floor it's not cheating!
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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    If your in a different post code area to your house, its not cheating
    For the love of God, please read the rules

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post


    If you type like that I doubt you're old enough to have had legal sex.
    32 years young mate....3 kids..and the debts to prove.....and as rc quoted..nice one mate.

    It's a fooking joke dumb ass.

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    Re: Cheating on your bird .

    I fully agree, 'txt tlk' is a joke.
    There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.

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