Cheating on your bird.

[Ardenblueroy]

My wife had a sex change and became a gay man, hope you 2 have a lovely life together

Ahh the penny has just dropped...thats the real reason for you being so angry..your wife done the dirty on you. I've never had that problem (what with being a total bender and all....yeah right) I feel your pain fella.

But dont despair...there is help out there for you. Call my advice line today on 0845 504030 calls cost £1.50 per min or at you local rate.

[Turbostevo]

You really are a twat mate.....the proof..you call your motor Audrey.
Justin by name..Justin by nature....at least that's what your wife told me.

What was it that clarkson said...Audi drivers really are dicks with micro penis syndrome.

Your not going to the meet...damn shame..I always wanted to meet a record holder..what with you being the worlds biggest twat.

End of.

He drives an Audi because his wife left (sold M5 to pay for divorce) and now he wastes his time on here trying to wind anybody up that has any positive input to offer the site.
Wouldn't be surprised if the dog has done one too to be honest.

[Ardenblueroy]

He drives an Audi because his wife left (sold M5 to pay for divorce) and now he wastes his time on here trying to wind anybody up that has any positive input to offer the site.
Wouldn't be surprised if the dog has done one too to be honest.

Hehehehehe.....nice one dude.

I think we should let it go now before we get banned or the text talk police come and take us down the station.
He has tried to pick a row in another section...not sure what his problem is to be honest.

[Allvaux]

Everyone's different and will have alternative views on it, but personally speaking I see 'lol' and rofl' as sort of ironic.

'M8' 'ppl' and 'orite' etc are just plaing ****ing lazy and stupid though imho. Say what you like about old farts not getting with the times but the dumbing down of the English language is ****ing annoying and will just make things worse if unchallenged.

Arden: you do seem to have a bit of a chip on your shoulder here. I haven't always agreed with what Justin's typed, but you're asking for an e-kicking by the way you keep biting and spying your arse. If you keep flaring up like that there will only ever be one 'winner' in this thread and it sure as heck won't be you.
Justin calls his car Audrey? Big wow, it hardly makes him a twat does it?

[wayne451]

Is this guy for real?

He is playing Mr Big Spuds by insinuating violence and then he has the bare faced cheek to call someone else not only a twat but an angry one at that?

lmao lmao lmao

Calm down, stop biting, don't 'txt tlk' and get a grip.