FAO Wayne451.

[Allvaux]

Evostick Mickey Mouse divison (two leagues below the conference, three leagues below 'proper' league football:

Chester Vs Chasetown. Attendance: 2,932, just 20 of which were away fans.


League One: .

Oldham Pathetic Vs MK Dons. Attendance: 2,408.

I'll just park this here, Wayne lmao

[Nemesis]

lmao

[GTE 16v]

lmao

[wayne451]

*Second highest ground in the country (after WBA), nicknamed 'Ice Station Zero' due to how f*cking cold it is.

*We only have 3 stands currently, the best one is for away fans. The main stand was knocked down.

*MK Dons are Wimbledon relocated who lost most of their fan base when they moved thus have crap away support.

*Your real team is defunct, hence why you are BELOW us in standings.

*More people watch X-Factor than Grand Designs. It just shows that complete morons watch UTTER CRAP. Quality is often overlooked.

*A mod has OAFC as their avatar so you are getting banned. lmao



This public announcement has been brought to you by the letters O, W, N, E and D and the numbers 4,5 and 1.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it you sub-scouse bastard. lmao

[Allvaux]

lmaolmaolmaolmao

Reformed club, last seen in the conference before they failed to complete the season and were disbanded.

Had to start again four divisions below the football league.

Part time players, some who played for nothing.

However ****e MK Dons supporters base is, it's infinity times better than a small, glorified village in Staffordshire.

Mk Dons bought more than 20 fans to your place.

You only have three stands because one of them fell into the sewage that is the Oldham area in general.

You are, what, five maybe six leagues above us and your best excuse is because fans of the team you follow can't afford a cup of ****ing Bovril, so therefore get worse support?

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[wayne451]

lmaolmaolmaolmao

Reformed club, last seen in the conference before they failed to complete the season and were disbanded.

If you have set sail on the path for failure, you may as well see it through. Why did you restart? I only have to restart my car if it FAILS.

Had to start again four divisions below the football league.

Part time players, some who played for nothing.

Yet City can pay Tevez a few hundred grand a week and he refuses to play? It shows how crap your players are if they play for nothing. lmao

However ****e MK Dons supporters base is, it's infinity times better than a small, glorified village in Staffordshire.

Mk Dons bought more than 20 fans to your place.

Chester isn't in Staffordshire old man.

You only have three stands because one of them fell into the sewage that is the Oldham area in general.

You are, what, five maybe six leagues above us and your best excuse is because fans of the team you follow can't afford a cup of ****ing Bovril, so therefore get worse support?

This message was bought to you by Internet-Arse-Handing LTD, serving up Bourneville Boulevards on silver service platters since 2005.

Oldham is a sh*t-hole. I agree. lmao

I mentioned nothing about Bovril? Have your team that should be in the Welsh league ever been in the Premiership? No. STFU old man, you are waffling.

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[Allvaux]

Oh dear, what have I started? lmao

Look, it's time for you to face facts me old tater.
Just like Wales hanging onto England's coat tails, Oldham is the arsehole of Manchester.
It's like a sort of Moss Side, except you're a bit further out and not as posh.

Is the REAL reason Oldham get such **** crowds because you're all falling over on those icy cobbled streets or too busy cleaning your windows with sanders?
You take your two up, two down, mushy pea swilling, two bob Mancunian cast off **** hole and dream. Just dream of getting a bigger crowd than a team six leagues below your's.

Coming next week:
Wayne doesn't go to an Oldham game because it's only 31 degrees outside and his mummy hasn't finished knitting his Christmas jumper yet.

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[wayne451]

Oh dear, what have I started? lmao

Not whatever old scrapper you are selling this week then? lmao (Just for any dickheads, that is banter and Billy 'Whizz' has sorted a few people out I know. Please note that I do NOT mean that he has beaten them up as the useless c*nt couldn't beat his way out of a wat paper bag!)

Look, it's time for you to face facts me old tater.
Just like Wales hanging onto England's coat tails, Oldham is the arsehole of Manchester.
It's like a sort of Moss Side, except you're a bit further out and not as posh.

What am I supposed to disagree with? I don't live in Oldham you 'tard. lmao

Is the REAL reason Oldham get such **** crowds because you're all falling over on those icy cobbled streets or too busy cleaning your windows with sanders?
You take your two up, two down, mushy pea swilling, two bob Mancunian cast off **** hole and dream. Just dream of getting a bigger crowd than a team six leagues below your's.

Coming next week:
Wayne doesn't go to an Oldham game because it's only 31 degrees outside and his mummy hasn't finished knitting his Christmas jumper yet.

This reply was sponsored by 'How To Get a Bite from Wayne 'Hayley Cropper 451' lmao

Crowds? Seriously old man, STFU. The rest of us on MIG have our own opinion, we aren't our 'wifes puppet'. Tell me why you couldn't come on the piss up in Nottingham again? Oh, that's right. You weren't allowed were you? lmao lmao lmao

No cobbled streets round here old man, you need to stop listening to 'Matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs' and step out of the 80's.

Next you will be crying about minors like all the other taffs?

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[Paul]

*Second highest ground in the country (after WBA), nicknamed 'Ice Station Zero' due to how f*cking cold it is.

*We only have 3 stands currently, the best one is for away fans. The main stand was knocked down.

*MK Dons are Wimbledon relocated who lost most of their fan base when they moved thus have crap away support.

*Your real team is defunct, hence why you are BELOW us in standings.

*More people watch X-Factor than Grand Designs. It just shows that complete morons watch UTTER CRAP. Quality is often overlooked.

*A mod has OAFC as their avatar so you are getting banned. lmao



This public announcement has been brought to you by the letters O, W, N, E and D and the numbers 4,5 and 1.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it you sub-scouse bastard. lmao

You called?

[wayne451]

Ban billy. Now. If you don't then I will say that Haynzee is better than you until the day I die.

[Paul]

Ban billy. Now. If you don't then I will say that Haynzee is better than you until the day I die.

lmao

[wayne451]

lmao

Haynzee was more mixed up than Paul in a washer dryer with a Wolves kit and a Villa shirt. Haynzee was straight though..

[Paul]

Hey, Wolves game this weekend.

[wayne451]

Hey, Wolves game this weekend.

Yeah, so Paul is mixed up like a bender in a blender...

[Allvaux]

Wayne, you're the figures man here. Just tell me which is the higher, 2,932 or 2,408?

[wayne451]

2932 x Free = nothing.

Hence your players play for nothing.

Please note that an earlier message should say miners and not minors. Sorry to get your hopes up Nemesis.

Your team is just a feeder club...











...for the dole office and the spastics association.

[SammyP]

Have you seen Wrexham's position billy.... lmao

[Nemesis]

Please note that an earlier message should say miners and not minors. Sorry to get your hopes up Nemesis.

I'm surprised you managed to find the time to rip me these days, what with so little free time between shareholder meetings and ragging your Metro through Bramhall looking for "posh totty"

[Nemesis]

Have you seen Wrexham's position billy.... lmao

Somewhere between Wales, Liverpool and the ****ing sea?

[SammyP]

Somewhere between Wales, Liverpool and the ****ing sea?

Between Wales? It's in Wales lmao

[Nemesis]

Between Wales? It's in Wales lmao

It's not the proper bit of Wales where there's mountains and dragons and ****

[SammyP]

It's not the proper bit of Wales where there's mountains and dragons and ****

There's many mountains and lots of sheep..... lmao

[Allvaux]

Between Wales? It's in Wales lmao

****. Right. Off.

Yes, I have seen the goatblower's position, thanks. You're about half way from going bust and being booted out of the ground you now rent.

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[Tathan]

Random fact - Glyndwr uni are moving their student union into the racecourse.

[hellonpluto]

even stockport county get more supporters than your two clubs on average at home.