Originally Posted by scooby-KILLER between you and Nemesis i just about choked on my pie!! turbostevo buy her a pet? Haha She's got 2 already mate, a 16 stone 25 year old male human (me) and then there's our Oliver! I'd love a dog but can't risk any accidents with the baby
Originally Posted by Turbostevo (she's a big un) Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao On a serious note if you want to really surprise her then don't get her f*ck all!
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong. Warren Buffett.
Originally Posted by wayne451 Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao On a serious note if you want to really surprise her then don't get her f*ck all! Double negative. If he 'doesn't get her **** all' then he will be getting her something. 2/10, must do better.
There's only one Andy Morrell, only one Andy Morrell. With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Morell is a paedophile.
Originally Posted by wayne451 Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao lmao
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