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    Re: Help needed - bird's 21st birthday......

    Quote Originally Posted by scooby-KILLER View Post
    between you and Nemesis i just about choked on my pie!!

    turbostevo buy her a pet?
    Haha

    She's got 2 already mate, a 16 stone 25 year old male human (me) and then there's our Oliver! I'd love a dog but can't risk any accidents with the baby

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    Re: Help needed - bird's 21st birthday......

    Quote Originally Posted by Turbostevo View Post
    (she's a big un)
    Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao

    On a serious note if you want to really surprise her then don't get her f*ck all!
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    Re: Help needed - bird's 21st birthday......

    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao

    On a serious note if you want to really surprise her then don't get her f*ck all!
    Double negative. If he 'doesn't get her **** all' then he will be getting her something.

    2/10, must do better.
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    Re: Help needed - bird's 21st birthday......

    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    Maybe try a subtle hint like some size 8 crotchless panties for her then, a treadmill and some gift vouchers for Weight Watchers?*lmao lmao lmao
    lmao

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