You know when you're getting old when ....... (post yours below)

**Dom** · 09-09-2011 14:54

I'll start off .....

You know when you're getting old when Torque makes you grin instead of Power.

**Scary_Fish** · 09-09-2011 15:36

You know when you're getting old when - find oneself mocking birds in heels as it really is too much effort

**Dom** · 09-09-2011 15:51

I find it really hits me when I see a fit bird on telly (of legal age ....) and think phwoar only to discover I'm double her age .........

**Lugy** · 09-09-2011 16:10

....the highlight of your day is a visit to Ikea for new curtains.

....when a long lie is staying in bed 'til 8am.

**MSG** · 09-09-2011 16:38

when you have to think hard weather to drive or take a bus.

Ed · 09-09-2011 17:22

When you start to prefer Radio 2 over Radio 1.

**nova4x4** · 09-09-2011 18:07

when the bmw makes you smile more than the rally car

im only 25

**TINTIN** · 09-09-2011 18:10

When your going to bed about half hour after your three year old lmao

**Dom** · 09-09-2011 18:25

Originally Posted by Lugy

....when a long lie is staying in bed 'til 8am.

Especially when you have to get up because you need a pee.

Here's another one - I used to be able to drive from Wellingborough to Cornwall in one go (4-5 hours) - now need a couple of "convenience breaks" on my travels down lmao

**daddy cav** · 09-09-2011 18:49

Dunno realy , am thinking .

**daddy cav** · 09-09-2011 18:52

Used to be able to stay up all night drinking , now I fall asleep .

**Allvaux** · 09-09-2011 19:48

Nemesis says he wouldn't touch a girl under 16.

**neil105** · 09-09-2011 20:49

You have to hold the news paper at arms length to read it

**MSG** · 09-09-2011 21:04

or when you stop getting wet dreams. In my case that was about 40 years ago!

**Violet** · 09-09-2011 21:17

When you realise 1991 was 20 years ago, and not 10.

Getting up from my back when I was messing with wires in the footwell of my car today took about 5 hours. I never thought the 'pains' and 'aches' of growing older would come, but they have.

**Dom** · 09-09-2011 21:18

You know when you're getting old when you sit on a car forum posting on a Friday night when the pubs are still open ......

**Violet** · 09-09-2011 21:21

I -watched- and -enjoyed- Heartbeat the other day.

**GTE 16v** · 09-09-2011 21:32

Originally Posted by Ed

When you start to prefer Radio 2 over Radio 1.

This!

**RodOGW** · 09-09-2011 22:37

When you realise the truth of 'You don't stop playing because you get old - you get old because you stop playing'.

............ and you find out that you are older than MSG.

**Turbodave** · 09-09-2011 23:35

I was sat in the car today, stopped at a pedestrial crossing. It was lunch time. It was raining. There were about 50 kids from the local school crossing over and I thought to myself:

"It's cold and raining, none of them have jackets on"

I also found myself on the M90 and overtook a chap in a Focus RS, I sped up from 70mph to 85mph in order to complete said move... and as I did I thought to myself:

"Here, this things got some amount of power behind it..."

It's a fooking 2 ton diesel Volvo with 140bhp.

I'm mean jesus christ, just shoot me now...

**MSG** · 10-09-2011 01:55

LOL ^ This is what I found suddenly that my Micra feels real fast! I recon it could take on my Cally!!

**Allvaux** · 10-09-2011 07:00

Originally Posted by GTE 16v

This!

+1.

Radio 1 is crap though. Any station who employs Chris ****ing Moyles deserves to have no listeners at all.

**danny.boy** · 10-09-2011 07:43

when you stopped looking at the girls as the mothers are more appealing

**elongmoss** · 10-09-2011 08:08

When instead of looking at MILF you suddenly notice GILF

Ed · 10-09-2011 08:48

Originally Posted by 2DD - Turbodave

"Here, this things got some amount of power behind it..."

It's a fooking 2 ton diesel Volvo with 140bhp.

I'm mean jesus christ, just shoot me now...

Haha this is very true; I am now so used to my 90bhp N/A diesel Merc that when I drive the new 140bhp Honda Civic diesel pool cars at work, they feel like a rocket ship. I can't beleive what I have become.

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