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    Crazy - chaved up Supra driving - 40 odd year old - pie from skip stealing (true story we have seen him) - screams to himself at night - nut job from over road just banged on door to ask me out for drink - going to be murdered - definately

    I think I might move house actually on reflection...

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    sounds eventfull . go for a pint aslong as hes paying :L

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    lmao - no is serious head case. Friends used to live in flat next to him and he would push notes under the door saying he was reporting them to the police for running a brothel WTF it was a quiet couple

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    is it a turbo supra?

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    Dunno never paid much attention to the monstrosity with a bean tin strapped to it's undercarriage

    My bad is Celica GT4 - apologies was too filled with terror to be clear lmao

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    Just tell him you're into pegging and that should see him off.

    Sounds like a pretty cool guy to be honest.
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    Something I personally enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tathan View Post
    Something I personally enjoy.
    lmao Apparently every guy should try it. **** that.

    Tell him your vagina is home to a colony of bats
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    Metros have the same wing mirrors as a Lotus Elise. Lotus > Porsche.

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    when he knocks again say sorry mate trying to run a brothel here :L

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    lmao Apparently every guy should try it. **** that.

    Tell him your vagina is home to a colony of bats
    They told me it was part of the staff initialization here

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    MattJ, JamieF and Carl S owned GT4s iirc, when they were cool!

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    This man is not cool. Seriously blags free pies from the shop at closing and if misses them he gets them out of the giant wheelie bin at the back - squashed up in the rubbish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary_Fish View Post
    This man is not cool. Seriously blags free pies from the shop at closing and if misses them he gets them out of the giant wheelie bin at the back - squashed up in the rubbish
    Wtf lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by daddy cav View Post
    Wtf lmao
    Exactly.

    Actually live in nice area - bar the pie theiving house watching freak and my direct neighbours who seem to spend their days drinking and banging their heads on the wall

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    If he is your neighbour surely he knows that it's strictly against the moral code of Congleton to shag anyone that isn't a blood relative?
    You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    If he is your neighbour surely he knows that it's strictly against the moral code of Congleton to shag anyone that isn't a blood relative?
    He He that was a blinging reply!

    Just tell him he's out of your league............just not in a good way.

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    lmao

    I think 'moral code' is outside the realms of this chaps comprehension

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scary_Fish View Post
    lmao

    I think 'moral code' is outside the realms of this chaps comprehension
    Worryingly, you didn't say bedding a family member was outside of yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    Worryingly, you didn't say bedding a family member was outside of yours.

    LMFAO - am not inbred Congletonian so rules don't apply

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    Slide a picture under his door of a baboon's arse with 'come and get it' written on it.
    One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
    And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

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    Pah , Station Meik knows nothing .
    I canny invest in ya and for that reason , I'm oot .

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    whatever happened to that guy? much better than the current twats on here

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