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Have you ever been caught having a wank? If so by whom? And did you stop or finish?
Originally Posted by wayne451
Yep, ex bird caught me. She let me finish on her tits tho.
Jack said,
Surely you are only pulling it one way though? ie. you are pulling it along its length.
Good girl! lmao
The cake is a lie :(
Was sat at my desk when I was younger 'reading' some 'literature'. My brother barges in the room and I whip my pants up with a visibly blatant bone-on. I may as well have just carried on for all the crappy effort I put into hiding it. F*cking embarrassing.
My mate got caught stealing a porno mag when he was 13. He got 'arrested', his parents where called, and then his school was called, and he had to stand in front of morning assembly in front of 400 kids and apologise for attempted rhythm-magazine theft.
Another mate got arrested for wanking in his window. lmao
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
No but I am staying at a friends house in Nottingham tonight and I busted him bashing out a tommy over Dot Cotton on Eastenders. He begged me not to post about it on MIG, so I agreed. He seems to be trying to get his story straight...
I was once busted ripping one out by an ex. She woke up and said 'Are you having a wank?' so I was like 'Yeah!' and carried on. lmao Mind you that's the same girl where I went to spunk on her tits and shot some 'friendly fire' into her eye and I also managed to fart in her mouth once as well. She was well taught in the art of spotting the difference between a wank rag and something used to blow ones nose - you roll up a tisssue that you blow your nose with but you mop up a tommy tank.
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.
Warren Buffett.
wtf!? lmao lmao
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
I swear I have posted it on here before but here goes...(Copy and paste from explaining it previously!)
'Am I the only person that has ever managed to fart in their birds mouth? I don't mean like a fart in the face, I mean a full mouth full of fart.
My ex got quite a thing for licking me everywhere and she even used to lick my rusty sheriffs badge. One time she was working her way up my thighs whilst I lay on my stomach and I could feel my guts churning. I knew straight off I was going to fart and the idea popped into my head faster than an alchy pops into the off-licence with his dole money. She licked over my spadger and I wasn't quite ready, she licked around my arse cheeks some more and then, timed to perfection as I felt her tongue just below my bumhole I let rip with a proper 'Paaaaarpppp' right into her mouth. Absolutely ****ing priceless moment, I got ****ing leathered for it but I couldn't stop laughing.'
That's genuinely 110% true. Oh, it was also the same bird I did the above to (albeit without filming it) but I shot directly in her eye and she wasn't overly chuffed about that either? (I did film my threesome though which some on here have seen/heard!) lmao
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.
Warren Buffett.
Better than I was expecting! lmaolmaolmao
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
That is a mere tip of the iceberg fella.
Just to clarify as the above is poorly worded. I did not have a threesome with her and capture it on film. That involved 2 different girls. I did however have a 4 in a bed with her but I have absolutely NOTHING on film for that occasion. lmao
You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.
Warren Buffett.
lmao @ Wayne's air biscuit
lmao
Friends sister. She wasn't happy at all...
Till i let her touch it.
I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.
Friends little sister I bet lmao
Don't tell your mummy lmao mwuhahahaaa
"It'll be our little secret."
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
My sister wasn't born then..lol
Oh yes, never told anyone...lol
I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.
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