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[wayne451]

I just got in after a fair few beers and the neighbours were being gob****es. Well, actually, the neighbour is sound but she is away and has left the daughter in charge.

It seems like a ****ed-up student riot.

I went out to water the plants and they started shouting stuff over the fence 'sad twat gardener' etc which I could almost agree with so I bit my tongue. lmao

Then an empty bottle came over so I bit like you all know I would. lmao

I chucked it back with 'Have your sh*t in your own garden!' then all hell broke loose. lmao

Next thing there were empties coming left right and centre.

Bollocks to that ****, so I got dressed (I was in my PJ's!) and knocked on the front door. They didn't answer. So I went via their back fence and after opening their patio doors asking 'Who is the clever dick here bunging bottles and cans over' there was no-one to be seen.

Me. Probably 8 lads who look like malnurished students. They didn't dare say boo to a goose. lmao.

I made them take out a fence panel and clean up their mess. Yeah, you iz sick init you student pricks.

Sadly I will have to wait up to make sure they don't do anything to the cars but it just shows that if you confront them that they will back down.

[Allvaux]

You just wait Wayne, next time you pop out to buy the F.T they're going to 'do a Jaffa' on you. We'll see who's laughing then me old mate.

[Tathan]

lmao

[MSG]

I think Wayne they were trying to hint you something, you sad twat gardener, they wanted you to join them in the gangbang! They wanted someone more experienced to lead them!

[MSG]

I think Wayne they were trying to hint you something, you sad twat gardener, they wanted you to join them in the gangbang! They wanted someone more experienced to lead them!

lmao


EDITED : WTF (Am I suppose to reply to my own post! Sad git!) (Nope that was an error!

[Scary_Fish]

lmao

[Kev_G]

So could of turned into a Jaffa incident when they battered **** out of you lmao

[Nemesis]

MSG > Wayne451 > Student dossers > Cockle pickers

So could of turned into a Jaffa incident when they battered **** out of you lmao

lmao

[OHC]

I bet all of that happened except the part where Wayne confronts them.

[wayne451]

MSG > Wayne451 > Student dossers > Cockle pickers

Cockle pickers. lmao lmao Christ, I still remember that to this day. Was there 13 of them walking down my street?

People will think I live in some slum area off this thread but please rest assured, I have not moved to Durham and moved in with Lostboy.

[Scary_Fish]

lmao

so have they tourched your car/wheely bin/other yet?