'Live' Squid dish

[TINTIN]

Not if the chicken is your pet.

[Scary_Fish]

What? Eggs would be their purpose, if they cannot do that then they may as well go into a pot. I have been thinking about this for almost 2 years and apparently once they stop laying they are a bit 'tough' but ok boiled?

They can't moan can they? They could have been thrown at a school kid on their birthday and never had the chance of life. Bollocks to them. lmao

It was this bit mainly -

Bollocks to animal suffering, if it tastes good then who cares?

[wayne451]

there's a slight differnce between wringing something's neck and skinning a live pet though lmao

Is there?

Both give me an erection TBH.

Not if the chicken is your pet.

Has Stu_CDX hacked your account or have you just turned into a bender?

[Scary_Fish]

TBF this thread has nothing to do with animal cruelty lol the thing is dead!

[wayne451]

TBF this thread has nothing to do with animal cruelty lol the thing is dead!

It has since come to light that Tathan f*cked it to death.

He stuck his penis into it's eye socket. He has been into history lately and thinks it fits in with the stuff on the Bayeux tapestry?

[Scary_Fish]

it fits in with the stuff on the Bayeux tapestry?

/no squids in that

[wayne451]

/no squids in that

Small things taking out someones eye...

[TINTIN]

Is there?

Both give me an erection TBH.



Has Stu_CDX hacked your account or have you just turned into a bender?

Neither, was just making a statement.

[Scary_Fish]

Small things taking out someones eye...

*wishes had photochop to recreate that with squids*

[wayne451]

Neither, was just making a statement.

It's a chicken? They aren't a pet. They sell them at my local garden centre. Not sure what 'breed' it was but one of them was massive, literally everyone was saying 'look at the size of that one', in it's own way it was interesting but I thought how big the eggs would be and how it wouldn't fit in an oven. It was HUGE. lmao

I honestly think ducks may be a better option? Better eggs and a better bird for the oven?

[Scary_Fish]

Better eggs

Goose eggs FTW

[Tathan]

duck eggs are nice for some stuff, scrambled duck eggs though

goose eggs i've never had

[Scary_Fish]

duck eggs are nice for some stuff, scrambled duck eggs though

goose eggs i've never had

Scrambled duck eggs are the shizzle!!!

Goose eggs - mahoosive - haf fried - a bit too faaar TBH but mezzin for cooking

[Tathan]

scrambled duck eggs were hideous when i tried it, they're far too rich. maybe it was just the way i made them

[Scary_Fish]

maybe it was just the way i made them

/clearly

[TINTIN]

I cant stand eggs full stop.

[MSG]

. ( Changed my mind)

[wayne451]

Goose eggs FTW

They are evil bastards. I would kick them to death.

[Scary_Fish]

They are evil bastards. I would kick them to death.

Geese - yes - hatred beasts. Just steal their eggs THEN kick them to death*

*obv don't

[wayne451]

I remember running from geese as a nipper when on holiday in France. I used to go for 5/6 weeks every summer as my Gran owned a Hotel/bar/restaurant out there. I forget why I had to go somewhere but I vividly remember being chased out by a flock of geese and they didn't give up even after being kicked. lmao I was probably about 13 at the time? lmao

They don't mess about, they go for your head.

[Scary_Fish]

Was cornered by the feathery heathens on a go cart (me not them thank christ) when about 4 - never forgiven them