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    Rang Tesco thinking they may offer me a free shopping spree! but the guy said take it back to the store for an exchange or a refund!! I might as well keep it!!



    (It might taste a bitt better if I dip it in some batter and fry it, least it won't bite me back!!
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    What is Marble cake?








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    Benn, even I know what marble cake is! (And we don't even have telly up here! )

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    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed

    That is gross.

    Candyapple found a worm in an apple today as well, picked from the garden. It had the telltale bore holes in it so like a dumbass she ignored them and cut it open to reveal an inch long worm.

    There's a load of jokes in there somewhere, lmfao ^

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    Re: Guess what popped out of my Nectraine

    oooo nasty

    did you still eat the nectarine ? lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed

    That is gross.

    Candyapple found a worm in an apple today as well, picked from the garden. It had the telltale bore holes in it so like a dumbass she ignored them and cut it open to reveal an inch long worm.

    There's a load of jokes in there somewhere, lmfao ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benn View Post
    What is Marble cake?


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    What does that remind me of?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed

    That is gross.

    Candyapple found a worm in an apple today as well, picked from the garden. It had the telltale bore holes in it so like a dumbass she ignored them and cut it open to reveal an inch long worm.

    There's a load of jokes in there somewhere, lmfao ^
    lmaolmao, good job I have allergic reactions to most fruits, that eerwig is just rank! I'm itching just thinking about it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    What does that remind me of?
    I don't know mate, I don't look at people's arses!lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed

    That is gross.

    Candyapple found a worm in an apple today as well, picked from the garden. It had the telltale bore holes in it so like a dumbass she ignored them and cut it open to reveal an inch long worm.

    There's a load of jokes in there somewhere, lmfao ^
    Who do you think those chicken drumstics were for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed

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    Thats what the chicken drumsticks are for and nectrines for me!! lol

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    oooo nasty

    did you still eat the nectarine ? lmao
    Sure not after that.
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    lmaolmao, good job I have allergic reactions to most fruits, that eerwig is just rank! I'm itching just thinking about it!!!
    good job I used knife to cut it as sometimes I just bite straight in.
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    I love you MSG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    I love you MSG.
    Love you too babe!lmao
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    Marble cake is flipping nice, emma makes it now and again, lasts about a day in this house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTE 16v View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jamied View Post
    Marble cake is flipping nice, emma makes it now and again, lasts about a day in this house.
    Absolutely yummy, mine is almost gone now!

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    What does that remind me of?
    This?.....Guess what popped out of my Nectraine-sa400164-goatse-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDave1979 View Post
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    that is bank out of order... filth tesco could atleast give x2 moneyback. My friend owns a fruit and veg place they get tarantulas on da bananas all the time on import, but u dont expect sum lil crepie crawly bored into your Nectraine.
    big dave your a sickman lol hate to see you in ma local store thinking up things in the veggie section lmao

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    absolutely genius!!lmaolmao wait until that little thing with its powerfull jaws pops out !!lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Your cat is worth more than 38p per feed
    Price per feed rather depends on the cat methinks.
    Catfood-wise, mine wouldn't eat anything other than Sheba mixed with crunchies, price be blowed.
    Of course there was hell to pay if anybody was oafish enough to bring back fish 'n' chips without her fillet; likewise purgatory awaited for those who slept on her part of the bed up until my now wife but that's another story...

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    cats are the most fussiest eaters, I constantly run out of options for them, and almost 50% of all the food i buy goes straight down the bin, they will never finish the entire plate.

    those 3 tins i bought were to experiment if they would like it, and none did, they did not even sniff it! so one tin
    's worth went down the toilet pan, my kittens started on boiled chicken as they would not have anything else, they eat more chicken in a day than I do in a week!

    And they hardly touch any dry food, and the other thing is they do love fish from the chippy, and boiled chicken, but the two alone won't keep them fit as it doeasn'
    t contaiin all the essentials like the turin they need for a healthy growth. I spend more on my cats now than ever before and much more than I would spend on cars or fuel in a year! The mother is pregnant again and more trouble down the road for me!! My vet let me down because he advised me incorrectly that if my cat is still milking she won't get pregnant, but she did. I rang him to book her for spaying, but he said I can wait another two weeks and she sneaked out for a quick one and got preggies!!
    if it wasn't for the earth , there wouldn't be any universe, mother earth gave birth to all the creation! and without the earths gravitational pull, the sun and the moon would have long gone adrift!

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