Hey Jack.

[Allvaux]

I'm gonna bust your arse like there's no tomo-rrow,
you pint sized love God who looks like Louis Thereaux.
He ain't got no money coz he's a stu-dent
so outside Stafford village hall his arse is for rent

Suckin off truckers is his holy Grail,
it's not gravel rash on his arse, it's the prices in braille.
You may have a Bemmer but you hand painted your Cav
Giving it large like a West Midlands chav.

I'm gonna bust your arse like there's no tomo-rrow,
you pint sized love God who looks like Louis Thereaux.
He ain't got no money coz he's a stu-dent
so outside Stafford village hall his arse is for rent

What happened to your bird, have you got pics of her clout?
Coz she sent me some so I knocked one out
She liked me more, because I can really last
So we played a game of bedroom gymnast.

I'm gonna bust your arse like there's no tomo-rrow,
you pint sized love God who looks like Louis Thereaux.
He ain't got no money coz he's a stu-dent
so outside Stafford village hall his arse is for rent

So when you spend your dinner at work, until two
my index finger was caked in her poo
but don't worry Jack, besides her rusty sheriff's badge
I had a good poke of her nicely shave fadge.

I'm gonna bust your arse like there's no tomo-rrow,
you pint sized love God who looks like Louis Thereaux.
He ain't got no money coz he's a stu-dent
so outside Stafford village hall his arse is for rent

[Spinbitch]

lmao lmao lmao

[MSG]

Jack you are in real ****e!! lmaolmaolmao

[Gaz86]

lmao

[Nemesis]

What happened to your bird, have you got pics of her clout?
Coz she sent me some so I knocked one out

lmao

[bunnymofo]

lmaolmaolmaolmao

[gazjevs84]

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao