group buy. Breville kettle

[Dexy]

Well -6 degrees today, I used my kettle to pour out some fine water (not too hard stuff for winter mind, just the right hardness) anywhoo. I managed to defrost my windows and get into the car pretty sharpish, so i decided to take the kettle with me to work and maybe take it to the electronics department to see how my plans are going.

[Dexy]

Something for the kettle boys

http://api.ning.com/files/4VECpEaeHT...flame_car3.jpg

the nozzles too short, your going to get fluids on the crank casing, and you dont need that, in this weather especailly. or does it not come out in this weather?

[Aberdeenloon]

Just a show kettle tbh it's a trailer queen lol

Also am noting going down the microwave road too much work on skimming the head so am looking for something else

[Dexy]

Just a show kettle tbh it's a trailer queen lol

Also am noting going down the microwave road too much work on skimming the head so am looking for something else

Rustlers did a microwave mate lmao lmao

lmao @ trailer queen.

[Aberdeenloon]

Ok i have to think of something better than a kettle but i cant maybe pimp a pram lol

[Dexy]

haha admit defeat mate.

[Aberdeenloon]

Not yet give me till friday then i will lol Until then am penning all my idea's lol

[mike261263]

After much more research i`ve managed to attach a Mr Fusion to my kettle..........this has allowed me, via my 3 flux capacitors which i had to fit for the 3 phase conversion, to boil my kettle in super quick time, only drawback is that it keeps vanishing when it reaches 88 degrees...........only to re-appear a second before it reaches 88 then it vanishes again!!

[Dexy]

After much more research i`ve managed to attach a Mr Fusion to my kettle..........this has allowed me, via my 3 flux capacitors which i had to fit for the 3 phase conversion, to boil my kettle in super quick time, only drawback is that it keeps vanishing when it reaches 88 degrees...........only to re-appear a second before it reaches 88 then it vanishes again!!

Yeah i can see where your problems would lie.
You need a 1.1 gigawat invertor switch to the flux capacitor. then that should see it good for 100 degree boils.

[MarkW]

Doesn't the Mr Fusion need to be filled with sh1t to work proper???

(Austin Powers) Coooorrr, this coffee smells like sh1t!!!

[MSG]

Come on guys, put the kettle on!!

[Dom]

Just heard on the news that the price of Tea has gone up.

Might have to lay up the kettle for a while or find one that gives me more miles per cup

[MSG]

I bought 80 Sommerfields own brand tea bags for rediiculous price of 30p about 4 weks ago, they have gone up to 38p now, I saw last week , I tried them, they are OK if you don't have any other tea bags to make a decent cup, but I do prefer either the PG tips or Tesco's own brand both of which taste about the same.

How about a remote control kettle any one? perhaps a kettle with wheels that can drive itself to the tap to refill the water, and fitted with intelligent cell that detects when you woke up and you are on your way down for a cuppa. If we can get a kettle to do that who would need a wife?

[tommychimp]

If we can get a kettle to do that who would need a wife?

I wouldn't chance shagging a kettle mate...

[CavalierSRIRed]

I wouldn't chance shagging a kettle mate...

LMAO lmao

Yeah i can see where your problems would lie.
You need a 1.1 gigawat invertor switch to the flux capacitor. then that should see it good for 100 degree boils.

Was that not 1.21 gigawatts mate? lmao

[MarkW]

great Scott!!!!!

[mike261263]

I dont believe this............i was standing outside in the rain and some dude came up to me and asked if i was Mike261263....after i said yes he handed me a very old letter..............it was only from my kettle, its stuck in the year 1855!!! What can i do now!!

[Dexy]

hurry up and wait mate, we have bigger fish to fry now.

[mike261263]

hurry up and wait mate, we have bigger fish to fry now.

You cant fry fish in a kettle!

[Dexy]

you had better believe.

[CavalierSRIRed]

lmao This thread is brilliant!

[Dexy]

Its slightly random to say the least but it cheered me up no end all weekend

[Aberdeenloon]

I second that. After the week i've had.

[MSG]

I dont believe this............i was standing outside in the rain and some dude came up to me and asked if i was Mike261263....after i said yes he handed me a very old letter..............it was only from my kettle, its stuck in the year 1855!!! What can i do now!!

Yes it is hard to believe really, coulod you read the letter's contents then we can tell you what do.

[mike261263]

Yes it is hard to believe really, coulod you read the letter's contents then we can tell you what do.

It goes.."Hi mike261263, it your trusty kettle here!! as is was travelling back and forth in time, caught in the timetravel loop that you created with the Mr Fusion experement i was getting rather dizzy, this appeared to activate my "need to make tea" built in safety management circuit which caused me to stop.........in 1855. The only problem is that the Mr Fusion conversion got damaged and i have no electricity to power my boil circuit to get up to 88 degrees so i am stuck here! I have no option but to bury myself on some waste ground which in 2009 will be the site of the Gapton Hall Industrial Estate branch of Comet. I enclose a map with instructions of how to find me!! When you have found me you are to dismantle me....do not send me to 1855 as this may cause a temperal disruption in the time continum and destroy Yarmouth as we know it...it may even take in Lowestoft!!
Signed
The Kettle!