Snow pics - 'tis the season and all that.

**Melv** · 02-12-2008, 16:04

Got stuck in a huge tailback this morning on the way to work so I snapped a few pics on my camera phone just outside Pitcaple on the A96

Anyone else? If so where are they taken?

OHC · 02-12-2008, 17:48

had something similar on the A19 a week or so ago, well when i say similar i meen there was no where near that much snow but people were doing 30 all the way down, better safe than sorry.

**Benn** · 02-12-2008, 19:22

i want snow.

Noodles · 02-12-2008, 19:27

get out in that corsa Melv

***GTE 16V*** · 02-12-2008, 19:29

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Originally Posted by Benn

i want snow.

Me too, Rain sucks.

**LEE69** · 02-12-2008, 20:08

A nice covering of snow would be class!

**Lugy** · 02-12-2008, 20:50

Almost real time

Stephen SRi · 02-12-2008, 20:51

was over in ireland the hills had fair bit of snow on them as well

i want snow

Allvaux · 02-12-2008, 21:22

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Originally Posted by GTE 16v

Me too, rain sucks.

And I. It's been bleeding horrible round here, off work and I cba doing a thing. Bring on the snow!

Dexy · 02-12-2008, 23:59

melv, how fecking long has that digger been sat up there for???

**tathan** · 03-12-2008, 00:00

I want to move back to Scotland - why don't you have any manufacturing up there?

**Melv** · 03-12-2008, 00:01

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Originally Posted by tathan

I want to move back to Scotland - why don't you have any manufacturing up there?

too busy drinking Whisky and chasing Haggis

**tathan** · 03-12-2008, 00:05

Fair enough, they're tough wee bastards to catch when you're pissed

**Melv** · 03-12-2008, 00:30

indeed but there is a knack to it.

You see they evolved to have either the left legs shorter than the right or visa versa depending on how close you are to Glenshee. The ones with shorter legs on the right, the red breasted fighting Haggis, run round the hills clockwise and, yes you guessed it, the ones with shorter legs on the left are the other breed. The lesser spotted anti-clockwise Haggis.

What you need to do is dab a little bit of Isle of Jura 18 year old malt on the nose of the lesser spotted Haggis. This disorientates them and makes them run clockwise meaning you can catch them with ease.

I wouldn't advise trying this on the fighting Haggis though. Whisky makes them angry.

You do realise this is the first documented Haggis entrapment text on the internet don't you?

MSG · 03-12-2008, 00:33

Got some in my freeser when i opened it this morning!!

**Melv** · 03-12-2008, 00:33

so. back to topic. Anyone else have snow pics?

**tathan** · 03-12-2008, 00:44

Er, from 4 years ago? Last time I saw some really.

Allvaux · 03-12-2008, 10:03

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Originally Posted by Melv

indeed but there is a knack to it.

You see they evolved to have either the left legs shorter than the right or visa versa depending on how close you are to Glenshee. The ones with shorter legs on the right, the red breasted fighting Haggis, run round the hills clockwise and, yes you guessed it, the ones with shorter legs on the left are the other breed. The lesser spotted anti-clockwise Haggis.

What you need to do is dab a little bit of Isle of Jura 18 year old malt on the nose of the lesser spotted Haggis. This disorientates them and makes them run clockwise meaning you can catch them with ease.

I wouldn't advise trying this on the fighting Haggis though. Whisky makes them angry.

You do realise this is the first documented Haggis entrapment text on the internet don't you?

Dude, he's Welsh. There's nothing you can teach him about getting animals tipsy then cornering them

No snow round here yet, just sodding ice/frost

Dexy · 04-12-2008, 20:59

well in york this morning about 7am we had a small snow shower

and the entrance to my manor

scuse the crap camera pics.