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    Asbo/Environmental health/acceptable noise levels in the home?

    Hi people, as some of you may recall we have had a series of issues (read as daily) with our adjoining neighbours playing music at a volume that can only be classed as uber f*cking loud.

    After requests to turn it down over the last year the ignorant twat now refuses to answer the door when you go round.

    We have noted occasions, even down to the songs played (I think they only have about 4 CDs as we have had Michael Jackson daily for the last month), we have also kept copies of notes which have been put through their door when she is being an ignorant twat.

    Any advice on what the process is for getting this wench ASBO'd? What is deemed as 'acceptable volume' and the like? Factor in that my PC is in the small upstairs room, as far away from the source of their noise and it is frequently the case that her music is louder than my own!

    Come on Lethal, do your stuff!

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    dont go round yourself, call the police if they go out more than once in the same night to tell them about the music im sure they will confiscate the cd player

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    Put a decent CD through the letterbox and see if they take the hint.

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    Phone the council immediately and report them. It doens't matter if it's a council property or not they have to act if you complain (noise abatement I think the department is called). Keep making notes of the times they're playing music and for how long and possibly call the council everytime so they get pissed off with it.
    They will monitor the situation and should call round asap/stick a letter through your neighbour's letterbox or post something to them.
    What you actually need is for them to carry on playing music for the time being, especially after the authorities have spoken to them because it will aid your case enormously.


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    Like Allvaux says, get the council on the case. They will give you a DB meter to plonk on the adjoining wall and it records over the period of about a week the highest readings and for how long etc.

    Then when you're done, they pick it up, check the data, then they take action.

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    Cheers people, I will give that a try.

    She is like some bloody gypo or something, has no consideration for anyone else. On her birthday last year her and her friends started having a BBQ at 7.30 AM on a sunday morning, that in itself wasn't a problem until they start throwing firecrackers on it!?!

    The woman is a ****ing idiot, strange as her boyfriend is really sound. She is a sneaky fat bitch as well, always quiet as a mouse when he is in but the second his car leaves the driveway she turns the place into Ministry of Sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    Come on Lethal, do your stuff!
    Sorry, I only carry out 'contracts' at the weekends

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    I take it you mean the one to the right of your place, not teh left?

    After careful reflection on this situation I have drawn on inspiration on the USA for the answer. Look what they did to Cuba... a trade embargo. You too can do this, by placing all three of your broken cars across their front. For added effect, put some barbed wire on them, or bear traps.

    No deliveries will be able to get in, and they won't be able to get out. Win win.

    Failing that, fuel your mom up on wine and send her round with a kitchen knife
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    Nemesis - yeah, the ones to the right when viewing from the front.

    Lukeykookey - if I am at least soon my hearing will reduce and I wont here the cow playing her Dolly Parton crap. lmao

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    How ironic if she doesnt work 9-5
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451 View Post
    the second his car leaves the driveway she turns the place into Ministry of Sound.
    Get out there and dance on her drive dressed like Partyboy from Jackass.

    That's enough to put even the strongest stomached paramedic off


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackIce View Post
    How ironic if she doesnt work 9-5
    lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
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    perfect answer is to invite mr AV round for the weekend, get him lambrinied up and tell him the toilet is next doors letterbox.

    (sorry mr AV couldnt resist it lmao)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astraghoul View Post
    get him lambrinied up
    For some reason that made me giggle like a girl lmao

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    1. give them a bit of their own medicine, when they have fallen asleep drill some holes in your wall using a hammer drill.

    2. Some how find out what Music System they use, get its make and model number, buy a universal remote co0ntrol and send your own volume do0wn commands.

    3. Check where their system is located, get an old Microwave and remove its megatron and its associated power supply and control circuitery, rig it up as a directional microwave 1000watts beamer and point it at their system, it will penetrate thye brick wall but with a reduced intensity but it will kill it, beware of any bouncing microwaves off the wall, so wear protective clothing.

    4. jump in their garden and block their drains.
    5. When not at home break into their home and smash all their things.


    From my experience the Councils are still absolutely useless. Infact they told me that they cannot stop anyone playing music, even if it is at a very low volume and is being played all night along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astraghoul View Post
    perfect answer is to invite mr AV round for the weekend, get him lambrinied up and tell him the toilet is next doors letterbox.

    (sorry mr AV couldnt resist it lmao)
    Change Lambrini for pints of vodka and you're on. In fact you can sponsor me if you like. Wayne, desperate times for call desperate measure and I'd recommend the following:

    Dried dog turd wrapped in tissue paper and set alight on doorstep/porch. Stinks for weeks and a real winner.

    Supersonic Bang firework in porch if she has one.

    Bucket of piss: fill it up everytime you need a whazz and when it's a few inches from the top lean it against her front door then knock and run for the killer result. You may like to have a covert camera so we can see the pictures of her opening her door.
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    The next Mig Meet is in Waynes front garden...'Bring a Brick'


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    Oh, and air rifles aimed toward Sky dishes is quite a good one. Bullseye is the that little arm thing in the centre of the dish which'll mean no more bid up tv for your silly bint of a neighbour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by astra_sri_andy View Post
    The next Mig Meet is in Waynes front garden...'Bring a Prick'


    Ace, who's inviting Namkeaps then?lmao lmao lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    Oh, and air rifles aimed toward Sky dishes is quite a good one. Bullseye is the that little arm thing in the centre of the dish which'll mean no more bid up tv for your silly bint of a neighbour.
    Upon realising the Sky is off plays more MJ...at even more elevated volumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    Ace, who's inviting Namkeaps then?lmao lmao lmao
    OMFG...harsh

    But expected

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    I know, I thought this thread was about annoying Wayne?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allvaux View Post
    I know, I thought this thread was about annoying Wayne?
    If that's the case...

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