Any silly but good tips?

[alex38]

Like when changing discs and pads... after removing calipers instead of them falling in the way or twisting the pipe and damaging....Put hammer head in between caliper pistons and then rest the handle on ground keeps from dangling and hitting fingers and breaking pipe leading to leakage

[Violet]

When undoing either of the caliper bolts or rods (both allen key affairs).
Don't try and get them off, and go and get help via a 2 foot extension bar, and give it all and break the head off the bolt ... only to realise you've been trying to undo the bolt the wrong way due to it being on the opposite side.
I've done this once, had to drill each out, and nearly did it a couple of weeks ago, but stopped when I realised.

[alex38]

When undoing either of the caliper bolts or rods (both allen key affairs).
Don't try and get them off, and go and get help via a 2 foot extension bar, and give it all and break the head off the bolt ... only to realise you've been trying to undo the bolt the wrong way due to it being on the opposite side.
I've done this once, had to drill each out, and nearly did it a couple of weeks ago, but stopped when I realised.

Thats when anybody or anything in ur way can get a KICKIN LOL

[MSG]

Never tow a car with a long tow rope, would be extremely difficult to negotiate traffic at junctions,

[mudcow007]

dont eat yellow snow

[toj28]

doint buy cars that are not worth repairing even if your convinced by someone its worth it lol a alex?

[lashed]

Guys don't pee into the wind!

[mudcow007]

Guys don't pee into the wind!

did u learn that the hard way?

[Nemesis]

Once you've had black there's no going back

[lashed]

did u learn that the hard way?

Lets just say, wearing white jeans made the situation even worse!!! lmao

[toj28]

we have all been there. and who said you always learn by your mistakes as 90 persent of us go do it again lol,

[Heddleston]

never wipe your arse with a broken bottle

[lashed]

never wipe your arse with a broken bottle

Hope you didn't find that out the hard way!

[mudcow007]

Lets just say, wearing white jeans made the situation even worse!!! lmao

lmao

[lashed]

Never tug on Superman's cape

[mudcow007]

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
under the covers.

[lashed]

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
under the covers.

lmao

• Also, when being chased by a masked murderer, always run past the front door and upstairs to where there's no chance of escape.
• Check under your toilet seat for pressure sensitive bombs.

[mudcow007]

lmao

• Also, when being chased by a masked murderer, always run past the front door and upstairs to where there's no chance of escape.
• Check under your toilet seat for pressure sensitive bombs.

lmao


Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

[lashed]

lmao


Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Is that experience talking there mate? lmao

• Never wash a kitten in the wasking machine.
• Never microwave a kitten to dry it after giving it a wash.

[mudcow007]

Is that experience talking there mate? lmao

err lovely weather we been having lmao


Manchester United fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply
strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all,
as to your allegiance.

[lashed]

Don't chase parked cars

[cambridge]

good to see viz tips being ripped off lmao.

[mudcow007]

good to see viz tips being ripped off lmao.

there the best!!!

[lashed]

If you're girlfriend asks "dies this make my bum look big"
Never say "yes" even in jest! lmao
I'll hopefully be back on solids by the end of the week.

[Ian H]

Like when changing discs and pads... after removing calipers instead of them falling in the way or twisting the pipe and damaging....Put hammer head in between caliper pistons and then rest the handle on ground keeps from dangling and hitting fingers and breaking pipe leading to leakage

or just tie them to something using some wire as said in haynes (although i havnt actually done this yet due to not having the right size allen key to get them off lol)