It's Crunch time.

[saxman69]

Well well well. I've just asked the very nice people at Tesco for a bank loan!!

Scenario 1,

"Here's the cash Dave."
Dave legs it down to Vauxhall and places order on his new shiny black astra SXI!!

Dave goes on holiday, and comes back to his new car!!!!!

WEHEY!!!!!!


Or..........


Scenario 2,

"Sorry Dave, we can't lend you the cash"

Dave drives down to the white cliffs of dover in his super bright mingin mango shitroen Saxo. Places foot down hard on the clapperty accelerator which is linked to the very tinny sounding 1.4i engine.

At full speed of just over 100mph (which takes over 2 mins to reach!!)

He plummets over the side, screaming bad language about Tesco Finance to his death!!!!

lmao