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    Angry Bugger

    Why is it that when somebody actually fancies an out and out race you cant do it for one reason and another?? arrgh , Passed a Cavvy on the way home from work just now turning onto road behind me , didnt think anything of of it untill about a mile up the road hes hanging off my rear bumper like Anna Nicole Smith onto a rich pensioners wallet ... Now Im doing an engine swap this weekend and have the following in my boot in place of the rear seats

    1 . 2.0 ltr block and gearbox/clutch
    2. Head and all ancillaries
    3. Various bits to do it with
    4 Tools as far as the eye can see.

    My back end is now roughly an inch off the ground (not joking!!) and this bloke is after it big time ...... So off we go drop to 3rd and give it a bit .. only to be met by the sound not dissimilar to A HUGE GORILLA SCRATCHING IT'S NUTS ... ie tyres on arches .. got to 65 bit of distance and sense provailed and I slowed down , Mr Cav decides this will be the time to really have a go at my rear bumper ... not a great deal I can do ..

    If your reading this mate your reg is noted and Im gonna have you soon as the car is back to normal sunshine!! (AND SOME!!)
    I only realised I was dyslexic when I turned up at a toga party dressed as a goat...........

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    Re: Bugger

    Originally posted by Pete R
    untill about a mile up the road hes hanging off my rear bumper like Anna Nicole Smith onto a rich pensioners wallet
    lmfao
    Failed mot on indicator bulbs not being orange enough DOH

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    I had a 106 GTI have a go tonight - what a cheeky **** I thought. It was a well modded car with full kit etc. I didn't beat it by as much as I thought I would by the time I had to slow down (110) and turn off - must have had some decent engine upgrade too me thinks.

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    pete when i said dont be chasing any scooby's i also ment every other car aswell, there will be plenty of time for all that when that engines in its right place and not on your back seats
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    You know me mate Couldnt resist a quick dabble!!! Gonna stick to 60 all way down tomorrow mate
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    my bro decided to race a pug 306 in my car!! cheeky git!!
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