Wayne 451 + Chavtastic: Day of mince and drink

**wayne451** · 04-12-2005 02:01

Originally Posted by Benn

yeah i can,but real men think...and use the tools to make life easy,
and a man will get hurt calling people names,

**Benn** · 04-12-2005 02:01

never mind...

**Adam** · 04-12-2005 03:14

well it seems u had a great dumbashe day lmao

now pics of ur ickle sister chavvver!!!

**wayne451** · 04-12-2005 03:22

Adam, why you want to know? She wants to sit on my meat stick, not yours!

*blows a kiss to Adam and a little wave!*

**Adam** · 04-12-2005 03:31

i dun wanna know anything..just wanan see her to make sure she aint no shim lmao

*dances round inna circle singing 'waynes gotta peepee'.....

**wayne451** · 04-12-2005 03:37

lmao

Gotta peepee, had one a while back but I am dying for a fag! (dont volunteer your services!

)

AL · 04-12-2005 09:20

Originally Posted by Chavtastic

Harty you're more than welcome to pop over for the re-fit! need all the help i can get lol and free beer or chrome for you sir. lost oil pressure in it, so needs a rebuild! I'll put new rings in it, plus either deseamed or steel rods, plus got lightweight pulleys, xe cam and verniers for it, plus cambelt/rollers, oil pump/water pump. reground crank and new bearings... and to top it off a T34 from matheus, samco water hoses and metal header tank. and chrome sump. and a new air freshner rave on!!! was a right laugh!

stationmiek we werew thje chickle broters! lmao

Free chrome sounds nice, i'll come!

Just say when

**rhydgte** · 04-12-2005 09:29

lmao @ the mincing

Good effort!

You could've borrowed my 8ft fixed arm Jib Crane

**harty** · 04-12-2005 09:58

Originally Posted by rhydgte

You could've borrowed my 8ft fixed arm Jib Crane

Fook me dont say that on Mig, you'll never see it again lmao

**rhydgte** · 04-12-2005 10:01

Originally Posted by harty

Fook me dont say that on Mig, you'll never see it again lmao

lmao

Well it takes 6 people to get it onto a trailer....

(Heavy fecking thing..)

**Nemesis** · 04-12-2005 10:06

Fook me, woke up an im well dizzy. Got benn and wayne's avatars going mad and making my head spin and everyone else chattin bout ma sisters minky :-(

**Sam/b** · 04-12-2005 13:26

got any pics of wayne? I fancy a laugh, he needs his own photoshop thread I reckon. post umm up clart!!

**Adam** · 04-12-2005 13:30

well if my undercover agent did what was told to be done...we shall have a nice thread up and running...*looks at watch*... by this evening

**Nemesis** · 04-12-2005 14:39

Originally Posted by Adam

well if my undercover agent did what was told to be done...we shall have a nice thread up and running...*looks at watch*... by this evening

I've heard he errr.... tried but Wayne kept dodging the camera

**Chris S** · 04-12-2005 14:48

is it me or have u hooked the rope around the turbo oil return pipe?

**Benn** · 04-12-2005 17:06

Originally Posted by Chavtastic

Fook me, woke up an im well dizzy. Got benn and wayne's avatars going mad and making my head spin and everyone else chattin bout ma sisters minky :-(

hahaha anmd minky? how old are u? lol

**rodgerq** · 04-12-2005 17:09

Originally Posted by Chris S

is it me or have u hooked the rope around the turbo oil return pipe?

lmao i was on my way to post that very observation. i can see they held health and safety in high reagrds during working practices lmao.

tip for lifting a block out with no manifolds to wrap round - use small lifting brackets and small shackles bolted to the front and back of the block NOT the oil return pipe.

rodgerq

**Benn** · 04-12-2005 17:10

or, leave the head on and use the funking lifting hooks...

**rodgerq** · 04-12-2005 17:18

think he took it off for inspection purposes. although a coupe of head bolts in to hold it down would have suffice to get it out

rodgerq

**wayne451** · 04-12-2005 17:41

It isn't supported by the oil return pipe (although it strangely does look that way), the hoist was wrapped under the sump and placed around that to stop the risk of it sliding out from under the sump! Minimal not maximum shear force!

On the back it was placed behind a protruding part of the casting to keep it in place and again under the sump!

Couldn't go down the route of lifting lugs as the only lifting hoist we had access to had great big hooks on that wouldn't have fitted through them! lmao

**Orange Peel** · 04-12-2005 17:51

I'm gutted I missed this

Had to goto Notts then move a load of desk/monitors/computers. Didnt finish quite late and I was knackered.

When's the next mince Chav?

**Nemesis** · 04-12-2005 18:31

Benn - no point in leaving the head on - extra weight to lift/maneuver. block was quite secure with wayne's cable-tied-rope (tm) technique! lmao

OP - Next mince is ongoing lol... stripping the engine down and cleaning it all. I'm kinda glad you didn't pop down because no doubt I'd be in a photoshop thread right now!

So who's up for the refit?

1. Chav
2. Wayne451
3. Harty
4. Orange Peel

Any more?

**Chris S** · 04-12-2005 18:54

how many u need to fit an engine, 1 to fit and 1 to pass spanners

**Benn** · 04-12-2005 18:55

i'll drive up just to take the pee pee....

**Nemesis** · 04-12-2005 18:56

Originally Posted by Chris S

how many u need to fit an engine, 1 to fit and 1 to pass spanners

Wayne doesn't count as a full person, because he spends most of the time farting, drinking or looking for tools that are where he left them lmao

I don't count as a full person because I spend most of my time finding said tools for Wayne lmao lmao lmao

So the others will make up the manpower

You're welcome to pop down to take the pi55 or help out, but if the engine starts heading towards your boot I'll throw it down lmao

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