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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ddball
    lol, looks like you had fun. loving the mechanics bandaid. bit of tissue with gaffer tape round the outside. used that a few times !!!
    lol yeah wayne said i was bleeding so I ignored the coont then realised I was performing a leak-down test on the bores with my own blood promptly sorted that. oh it were a rite scream we were in tears

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chavtastic
    I'm not even a half-wit - more like a third! yeah ma sis reckons he looks like "that cute guy out of the OC" lmao
    lmao well, women do defy all reality sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    lmao well, women do defy all reality sometimes.
    16... woman... pfffft! lmao

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    all makes sense now!!
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    You sisters 16 Ben?
    Single?

    Wanna swap sisters lol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harty
    You sisters 16 Ben?
    Single?

    Wanna swap sisters lol?
    ^ Yep! Is that a legally binding offer?

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    Would it be illegal with a swapped sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    Would it be illegal with a swapped sister?
    Hmmm... i'd certainly give it a thought when feeding it in lmao

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    16 year old sister? Where? You bugger, you could have said while I was there, I could have slipped her one just to treat her! lmao School/College age 16?
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    haha it does sound like you had some fun then lmao

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    haha in true mig way, you got any pics of chavs sis ?? lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chavtastic
    Took all the bolts out of the box but missed the 2 under/behind the starter motor
    Still say they were from the gearbox to the cadburys box, no where near the block!

    We just weren't giving it enough buffness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carpie
    haha in true mig way, you got any pics of chavs sis ?? lmao
    No, I didnt realise he had a sister! I will get some pics next time I call up, cue quote:
    Quote Originally Posted by Chavtastic


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    lmao
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    lmfao!

    lmao lmao lmao
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    haha Wayne you know how to treat us miggers well btw i be holding you against your word lmao
    Just think chav would be outside doing something to the car and you be taking pics and poking her lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne451
    No, I didnt realise he had a sister! I will get some pics next time I call up, cue quote:


    lmao
    Priceless!! lmao
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    Wayne that the crane you were boring of ur mate? If so can i borrow it to do a sneaky XE conversion in the new year CHAV WE NEED PICTURES OF YOUR SISTER!!
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    couldnt be bother to thread everything...but
    the cut on your finger is the same pic used twise...
    and why didnt you takken the egine out whole?
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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    Christ lad you eagle eyed bugger! lmao

    He did cut himself about 4/5 times, it must be the peroxide disagreeing with his hands! lmao

    Dont know why he wanted the gearbox/transfer box and shafts etc left in place! It was the most unique engine removal i've done! lmao Its always been everything out previously! lmao
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    box,and txb i can see,
    but why take the head and that off in the car?
    surely its a lot easyer out of the car on a stand...
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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    He took the head off weeks ago!

    On a stand? Only benders use stands! Men use floors or gardens! Men take engines out through the bottom! I had to show I was comfortable with my sexuality today and take the engine out through the top! I know you will be proud of me, will you sponsor me for Gay Pride? lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by ANDYRACER
    Bloody mincers lmao
    Wayne that the crane you were boring of ur mate? If so can i borrow it to do a sneaky XE conversion in the new year CHAV WE NEED PICTURES OF YOUR SISTER!!
    Assuming he doesn't need it then it should be fine! Wanna get my own soon!

    Damn right, she wants my meat stuck in her ringpiece and I dont know what she looks like! All I know is that she is 16, down boy down! Bad penis! lmao
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    hang on hes got a sis? funk i want pics!!
    and no,sorry real men do it thru the top,
    and real men use stands cause then you can work on the engine on a full 360o movement..
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benn
    hang on hes got a sis? funk i want pics!!
    and no,sorry real men do it thru the top,
    and real men use stands cause then you can work on the engine on a full 360o movement..
    So do I! She wants my man juice in her grimsby flaps!

    Real men can move engines without stands, come on Spence? Can you not wrestle an engine around! lmao
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    yeah i can,but real men think...and use the tools to make life easy,
    and a man will get hurt calling people names,
    I'm louder than gods own revolver and twice as shiney.

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