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    Wink best rude rymes!!!!

    there was a young girl called louise,
    who's pubes went down to her knees,
    the crabs worked together to knit her a sweater,
    so in the winter her t\/\/at wouldnt freeze. lmao

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    Classlmao lmao lmao

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    lmao lmao lmao

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    my sisters name is louise lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

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    There was a young woman called Jill
    Who tried Dynamite insted for a thrill
    They found her vagina in North Carolina
    And bits of her tits in Brazil



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    There once was a man from Nantucket.......



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    Originally posted by Savage
    There once was a man from Nantucket.......
    You know, I still haven't heard the rest of this one, despite being teased often...

    Anyone brave enough to tell lil ol me?

    In the big scheme of things, are we insignificant?

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    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    whos head was shaped like a bucket?

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    Question

    whos wifes fanny was as big as a bucket??
    ///DGOAI


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    there was a young man from mauritius,
    who said "that last shag was deicious"
    but the next time i come, it'll be up ur bum,
    cos the scab on ur muff looks suspicious! lmao

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    and i ant smilled all day.

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    lmao lmao lmao

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    There was a young lady from Ealing
    who had a peculiar feeling.
    She lay on her back, opened her crack
    And pi55ed all over the ceiling!

    and

    There was a young man from Leeds
    who swallowed a packet of seeds.
    Within one hour his nose was a flower
    and his balls were a patch of weeds!
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    lmao lmao

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    Originally posted by PERALBOY
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    whos head was shaped like a bucket?
    I think the second line goes:

    Who's **** was so big he could suck it.....



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