Being Scottish Dexy was expected to have a love for pigs internals from an early age. Many people mistakenly thought that fettish would surface in a taste for haggis. Unfortunately for the curly tailed inhabitants of Aberdeen it flourished in the form of beastiality and Dexy is never happier than when he is nutts deep in pig sh*t! lmao lmao lmao
He works on the rigs, not for the money but because he syphons off his own pipeline to use for anal lubrication.