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    I think red hot lezzers check out porn to see my unfeasibly large blue veined piccolo, as they know it'll straighten them out.

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    Your PM box is full mofo!!!

    If you can send this engine cheap or free then that would be ace, and I'd happily sort you out for it

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    Wayne says you have erection problems. He reckons you pop viagra like a kid pops bubble wrap and that you still have to tie a splint to your redundant winky! You aren't going to sit there an take that are you?

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    Derby County F.C's best known transvestite. Eats coal and celebrates Elton John's birthday by dressing in a pink fluffy cat suit and selling his arse at truck stops.

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    Believed to now be on the run somewhere in the North west, this mincer survives as a bum boy of fortune!

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    BlackIce can also be found on the road. Though you'd never know it were there....madness!

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    Wanabe Telfordian so he can hang out with Me and Steve! Blackice can often be found sampling fine red wines or selling bricks.

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    A closet Notts County fan, BlacIce enjoys the feeling of lycra against his legs or at least that was the excuse he used when he was caught cross dressing at PV '07.

    He is the master for all your part worn rubber needs but I would advise that if you do buy any second hand condoms off him, that you wash them out first. lmao
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