The Scottish are Invading

[KillBill]

No, we've all gone on holiday to Scotland lmao

[gra11]

Helllloooooooooooo, anybody home?

They just invade us now Candy saves us going to speak to them lmao and they now get a reply

[CandyApple]

lmao So true Graeme.

What sort of loot can we scrounge before heading back to the Scottish region? lmao

[KillBill]

Plenty of potatoes and rain here, not much else lmao

[CandyApple]

Plenty of potatoes and rain here, not much else lmao

lmao

I dunno, rumours have reached as far as Canada that u have four leaf clovers, don't deny it. lmao I be wanting that or your pot o' gold, u decide which to part with. lmao If needs must I will get medeival on your bottom. lmao

[KillBill]

4 leafed?? who ever told you that? lmao

Speaking of reaching as far as Canada, have just remembered they shall shortly be receiving delivery of another Irish tradition, (well provided Royal Fail hasn't eated it lmao).

[Dexy]

evening dudes and dudettes.

[CortraGTE]

Im bored and on the back of my ticket for tonight it says Police will strictly enforce the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995

So i decided to see what this means.

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/ACTS/acts1995..._19950039_en_3

Section 20 part 8 about bottles and cans lol.

[KillBill]

Any petrol bombs gen?

Those would be a hell of a flare....

[CortraGTE]

lmao

I thought, you could drill a hole in the bottom of a bottle and it would no longer be under the rules because it wouldn't hold liquid anymore and therefore not be defined as a drinks container. So under that i could take loads of bottles with holes in...... I was really bored. lmao

[KillBill]

lmao I love stupid wee loopholes like that.

One that always made me laugh was that old rule that says something like a woman can take a piss in the street, and rather than lifting her, the police have to cover her with their hats or something?
Would be funny to see someone try that one out, technically they wouldn't be doing anything illegal! lmao

[CandyApple]

What if the woman is drunk? Does that change anything? lmao

[CortraGTE]

That just means it's legal to film it.

[t-tim44]

lol, i thought it was legal to crap in the street if theres no public bogs about as its considered detrimental to your health to hold it in, but having a pee is illegal. I'd like to make everyone aware right now that i have never crapped in the street. Wonder would you have to lift it with a poop-a-scoop after? Maybe get a dog to lift it, turn the tables a bit!

[thedondy]

interesting read this about crapping in the streetlmao