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Old 08-09-2008, 20:39   #1
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Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

As per the title, please cast your critical eyes over the following Ebay link, and feel free to give your opinion VERY freely!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-PEUGEOT-2...QQcmdZViewItem
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Old 08-09-2008, 20:48   #2
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13k spent?
On what? Catalloy? Finance?

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phase 3 306front lights?
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

W...T...F...? Words fail me.
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

**** me vicar, how long have you got? For starters if he's spent thirteen grand on that I'm the king of ****ing Albania, then there's stuff like he wouldn't know what punctuation was if it punched him in the face. Oh, the car looks absolutely and utterly wank and he looks like one of those toothless simpletons usually spotted on Roadwars.
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Old 08-09-2008, 20:50   #5
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

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Got a car that needs scrapping in the South West? I buy and collect scrap cars
Make him an offer!


£13K spent, what a council house ****....
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Old 08-09-2008, 20:52   #6
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

13k on what?

What a ****
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I live on a council estate and even round here he'd probably have his house torched
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

Heres an idea, if we all chip in £20, can we buy it? Then get AV to pick it up and drive over it with tractors and tanks?
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:05   #9
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£13K spent, what a council house ****....

Local metal yard would think i've gone a bit mental if I was to weigh in a load of filler and plastic with a bit of metal in it somewhere!
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Someone went to the toilet and had a purple sh*t!
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is that not just a piss take?
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:11   #12
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Re: Everything that is wrong with the world is contained in the link

I give it one this, the paint thats on it looks very nicely done.

But wtf!? 150 to finish? Thats a joke.
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a randome txt saying, car = sh1te, you = nob would suffice I think.




of course im only jokeing haha.
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:15   #14
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a randome txt saying, car = sh1te, you = nob would suffice I think.




of course im only jokeing haha.
Does Lycos still do those free internet text things?
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Does Lycos still do those free internet text things?
cbfsms.com go for it
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:19   #16
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Un believable.

In the first pic it looks like he got glue on himself when fitting the body kit then fell onto the car n got stuck to it.
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:23   #17
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cbfsms.com go for it
"That is one horrendous Peugeot you've screwed up there! £13,000?!? Seriously, is the £13,000 in the boot cos it wasn't spent on the car"
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:25   #18
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"That is one horrendous Peugeot you've screwed up there! £13,000?!? Seriously, is the £13,000 in the boot cos it wasn't spent on the car"
why did you quote me on that
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why did you quote me on that
I took your advice, that was the message I sent
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Only the lowest grade of retard 'modifies' a car in that OTT 90's chav style. They can all **** off and die for all i care.
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I took your advice, that was the message I sent
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Old 08-09-2008, 21:42   #22
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Only the lowest grade of retard 'modifies' a car in that OTT 90's chav style. They can all **** off and die for all i care.
Harsh.... but essentially fair IMO !!
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Old 09-09-2008, 13:04   #23
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I took your advice, that was the message I sent
I wonder what he will say. "Westwood said it looks "phat"

Not a nice car.
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In the window:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...ayphotohosting

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When are these people going to stop linking the term MOTORSPORT with crappy fibre glass/filler monstrosities. If you turned up at a race meeting with that thing you'd be lynched.
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Old 27-09-2008, 01:20   #25
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what a horrid pile of crap....be lucky if he got £300 from a boy racer that want to finnish the mess
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