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Old 03-09-2008, 13:21   #1
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The Pearly Gates....................

The Pearly Gates.....................

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the f***ing gates'.
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Old 03-09-2008, 13:24   #2
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Old 27-09-2008, 01:25   #7
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