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21-08-2008, 19:51
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| Man caught having sex with picnic table
I guess picnic tables are sexier than i thought http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html | 
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21-08-2008, 22:35
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
I can't believe it's illegal to f**k a table if you want to.
It's not like the table is suffering emotional distress now (although it may suffer from rust) | |
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21-08-2008, 22:40
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
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Originally Posted by lethal  I can't believe it's illegal to f**k a table if you want to.
It's not like the table is suffering emotional distress now (although it may suffer from rust) | what i was thinking /\
they gonna arrest pornstars for ****ing on dvd next??? | |
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21-08-2008, 22:44
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
I bet the table was more energetic than my wife during jiggy jiggy
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21-08-2008, 22:54
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
jimbo "saying what everyone is thinking since july 200"  | |
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22-08-2008, 08:14
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
only in america | |
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22-08-2008, 09:22
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
/\ I agree!! Brings a whole new meaning to the term, wood worm!!
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22-08-2008, 09:26
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
aye, bunch of table sh@ggers  hahaha | |
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22-08-2008, 10:16
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
What do a pavement, a bike and a picnic table all have in common?
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22-08-2008, 10:32
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
Wasnt he arrested for the fact that he did it in public?
Reminds me of the chinese dude that got 'stuck' on a park bench the other day. You could hear him moaning in pain over the news report ROFL
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22-08-2008, 10:59
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
and i thought that the hole in the middle of the table was for an umbrella...all these years i have been wrong... 
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22-08-2008, 11:18
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
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Originally Posted by CortraGTE What do a pavement, a bike and a picnic table all have in common? | ??? | |
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22-08-2008, 11:24
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22-08-2008, 11:26
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
the one who did the bike sex lived not far from my nan...very strange chap. | |
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22-08-2008, 11:32
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
Aye is he, the worrying thing is there all Scottish Least its not sheep I suppose. | |
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22-08-2008, 14:08
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| Re: Man caught having sex with picnic table
wtf bike sex???? i thought this sort of stuff ONLY happened in america, this is just far far to close to home!!
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