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Old 09-08-2008, 21:47   #1
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Have a funkin word!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/C20XE-C20LET-T...ayphotohosting

Tell me these aren't selling?
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Old 09-08-2008, 22:08   #2
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

lol
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Old 09-08-2008, 23:17   #3
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

is that what i think,just a standard one chopped lol.
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Old 09-08-2008, 23:21   #4
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

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is that what i think,just a standard one chopped lol.
yes it is


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Old 09-08-2008, 23:26   #5
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

YOU ARE BUYING THE ACTUAL ITEM PHOTOGRAPHED.

THE WORK CARRIED OUT:

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INLET MANIFOLD DEGREASED AND CHEMICALLY CLEANED INSIDE AND OUT = used fairy liquid
*
PRESSURE TESTED FOR CRACKS (NONE PRESENT) = put up to lips and gave a good puff
*
ALL THREADED STUDS AND HOLES RE-CHASED = cleaned with cotton bud
*
PIPE OUTLETS CLEANED AND BLOWN THROUGH = again use of lips and puff
*
EXTERIOR OF MANIFOLD HAS BEEN MEDIA BLASTED = b&q sand paper
*
THROTTLE BODY OPENING AND CASTING OPENED OUT AND DE-RESTRICTED TO IMPROVE FLOW = had some b&q sand paper left over
*
RUNNERS/BORES CLEANED,PORTED AND MACHINED AS SEEN. = had more fairy liquid over and sand paper
*
EXTERIOR SURFACE KEYED,PRIMED BLACK AND COATED IN HEAT RESISTANT GLOSS BLACK = loads of sand paper from b&q and a tin of hamer****e
*
WHOLE UNIT HAS BEEN LUBRICATED. = spit and polish (or copper grease..old user joke)
*
MATING FACES HAVE BEEN SKIMMED = still more sand paper
*
BRASS FITTING ULTRASONICALLY CLEANED AND FLUSHED THROUGH = put them in the dish washer with some gravel.
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Old 10-08-2008, 00:33   #6
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

Thing is tho, you have to know an XE engine to realise it's a standard one chopped up! quite cheeky, and quite a mark up in price!
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:27   #7
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

You've got to love it! I chucked out 10-15 of them when I packed in my unit.

Arse...That's £2,000 I put in a skip.....doh
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:33   #8
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

Surely he's breaking rules by advertising it with the name weber in it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:13   #9
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

using a dif companies name to tey and advertise a new product?

fair do's cheeky get, i just laughed wen i rear how much they wanted.


*wanted...any old inlets*
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

ffs

chucked a few out before now, its supriseing what people will buy and sell on ebay
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:03   #11
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

so which bits have been lubricated? and where is the TB to port? lol
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

just asked him a question saying is this not just a standard manifold chopped and painted? lol
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:14   #13
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

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just asked him a question saying is this not just a standard manifold chopped and painted? lol
it does say that
HERE WE HAVE FOR SALE A MODIFIED VAUXHALL TWIN CAM 2L 16V C20XE/LET INLET MANIFOLD FOR MOUNTING MOTORBIKE CARBS OR THROTTLE BODY CONVERSIONS
its a moded stock mani just like it says.
your all only pist because you did not think of the 1st
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Old 10-08-2008, 12:21   #14
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

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yes it is


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if all the machining work has been done as stated then its a worthwhile item if youre fitting bike carbs. Id buy one if they were about 80 quid, the mark up is just too large
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Old 10-08-2008, 16:54   #15
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

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it does say that
HERE WE HAVE FOR SALE A MODIFIED VAUXHALL TWIN CAM 2L 16V C20XE/LET INLET MANIFOLD FOR MOUNTING MOTORBIKE CARBS OR THROTTLE BODY CONVERSIONS
its a moded stock mani just like it says.
your all only pist because you did not think of the 1st
Just what I was thinking. How much of it has been machined?
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Old 11-08-2008, 17:58   #16
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

Lmao not a lot.
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Re: Have a funkin word!!!

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YOU ARE BUYING THE ACTUAL ITEM PHOTOGRAPHED.

THE WORK CARRIED OUT:

*
INLET MANIFOLD DEGREASED AND CHEMICALLY CLEANED INSIDE AND OUT = used fairy liquid
*
PRESSURE TESTED FOR CRACKS (NONE PRESENT) = put up to lips and gave a good puff
*
ALL THREADED STUDS AND HOLES RE-CHASED = cleaned with cotton bud
*
PIPE OUTLETS CLEANED AND BLOWN THROUGH = again use of lips and puff
*
EXTERIOR OF MANIFOLD HAS BEEN MEDIA BLASTED = b&q sand paper
*
THROTTLE BODY OPENING AND CASTING OPENED OUT AND DE-RESTRICTED TO IMPROVE FLOW = had some b&q sand paper left over
*
RUNNERS/BORES CLEANED,PORTED AND MACHINED AS SEEN. = had more fairy liquid over and sand paper
*
EXTERIOR SURFACE KEYED,PRIMED BLACK AND COATED IN HEAT RESISTANT GLOSS BLACK = loads of sand paper from b&q and a tin of hamer****e
*
WHOLE UNIT HAS BEEN LUBRICATED. = spit and polish (or copper grease..old user joke)
*
MATING FACES HAVE BEEN SKIMMED = still more sand paper
*
BRASS FITTING ULTRASONICALLY CLEANED AND FLUSHED THROUGH = put them in the dish washer with some gravel.
Lol, I like this reply! Gave me a few chuckles anyways!
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