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Old 14-07-2008, 17:57   #1
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Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...ME:X:AAQ:UK:11


its the classic....will this dump valve work on my NA engine ????


i think the principles of the combustion engine should be part of the theory test. seriously.
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Old 14-07-2008, 17:58   #2
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....



Why do these people still go unsupervised?
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Old 14-07-2008, 18:03   #3
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

thats classic...probaly the same chap thats looking for a radiator for a vw beetle on ebay.
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Old 14-07-2008, 19:35   #4
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Probably buys spark plugs to service his astra diesel.

Oh wait, that's someone who was on here a while ago
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Old 15-07-2008, 01:05   #5
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

i had some ask how to change the spark plugs on his lorry once.....HOW did he pass a hgv test ????
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Old 15-07-2008, 09:16   #6
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

Actually looking at your auction title:
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Dump valve - Corsa/Tigra C20LET c20XE
Why have you listed c20xe in the title for a dump valve? The guy asking the question could have been taking the piss out of you
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Old 15-07-2008, 09:41   #7
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

I suppose the answer is yes, as it will operate still when it sees vacuum as you back off the throttle.
He hasnt said "will it make a noise" merely "will it work" and it "working" is about equalising pressure between the inside and outside of your intake pipes, so I would say that yes it does still work.
It works performing a function that is of NO use in terms of performance or turbo life etc, but he hasnt asked if its going to make a positive difference, merely if it works.

If its an AFM based setup, he'll certainly KNOW its "working" too
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Old 15-07-2008, 10:39   #8
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

looks pretty much like the person who asked the question is taking the mic out of you. I'm pretty sure if they know what a c20xe engine is, they know the purpose of a dump valve
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Old 15-07-2008, 11:12   #9
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Oh, the joke is on you!
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Re: Not sure how to answer this question on ebay.....

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Probably buys spark plugs to service his astra diesel.

Oh wait, that's someone who was on here a while ago
omg i remember that! that was the funniest post ive seen on here!!
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Old 18-07-2008, 07:54   #11
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Haven't seen our resident raving homosexual for a while actually?
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Old 18-07-2008, 11:35   #12
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Haven't seen our resident raving homosexual for a while actually?
He was banned by lee for claiming not to drive around since he was 16yrs old and never having a valid license or insurance (and probably MOT) and yet he's had more cars than the sultan of brunei
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Oh right. He was not a very good ambassador for his kind was he.
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hmmmmmm....it would appear the joker has become joke......i put c20let/c20xe at the top of all my posts....its that damn ebay turbo lister........


well it was funny at the time.
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Old 19-07-2008, 08:57   #15
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hmmmmmm....it would appear the joker has become joke......i put c20let/c20xe at the top of all my posts....its that damn ebay turbo lister........


well it was funny at the time.
Its called backfiring!!!
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He was banned by lee for claiming not to drive around since he was 16yrs old and never having a valid license or insurance (and probably MOT) and yet he's had more cars than the sultan of brunei
The same person i saw having a head on the other day at a junction in a 106. Traffic Police were in attendance. Lets hope he gets what he deserves
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Old 19-07-2008, 12:55   #17
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The same person i saw having a head on the other day at a junction in a 106. Traffic Police were in attendance. Lets hope he gets what he deserves
And you think this is only worth mentioning here? I'd have made a new topic for further public ridicule
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And you think this is only worth mentioning here? I'd have made a new topic for further public ridicule
I didnt wanna give him any more 'head increasing' air time...
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He uses astra-mk2.com if anyone really wants to pass on their amusement.....
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