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Old 06-07-2008, 16:56   #1
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'Nice' Astra
Well some of you may have already seen this (I believe it featured on Barryboys in the past), but I was sent some pictures of this Astra local to me, and just had to share them



























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Old 06-07-2008, 16:57   #2
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SEXY LOL
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Old 06-07-2008, 17:20   #3
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What, no chromed rear wiper spoiler?

Half a job...
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Old 06-07-2008, 17:24   #4
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i think halfords are fresh out of chrome detail strip
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Old 06-07-2008, 17:33   #5
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Moved from Car Talk to Humour
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Old 06-07-2008, 21:51   #6
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VXR? who does this tit think he's fooling? LOL
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How is it possible? I honestly can't believe it.
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Old 06-07-2008, 22:01   #8
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Jokes aside, there is another Astra that looks very much like the one above, but it is running an 800bhp twin turbo LET..... Need to find those pics of it!!
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lol thats real nice, anyone remember when door stacks were the thing to have lol
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Old 06-07-2008, 22:03   #10
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does the badging there mean, astra, sport, turbo, bull****!
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Old 06-07-2008, 23:00   #11
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does the badging there mean, astra, sport, turbo, bull****!
Christ, even the middle headrest has a badge on it
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Old 06-07-2008, 23:21   #12
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Re: The new Vauxhall Astra Sport Turbo VXR 5door Rally Chrome Edition
Right, Im new here, but do you actually have to be suffering so SPASTICATIONS to think that car looks REMOTELY good??I hope now, cause I'm normal, yet, I think that whoever did this to this Astra has some serious mental issues... and we should actually club together as a group and try and raise some funds for awareness of his cause...?
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Old 06-07-2008, 23:27   #13
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Indeed. Modding a car like that is almost as bad as bumping year old posts...
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My Eyes!!!!!
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Old 07-07-2008, 09:30   #15
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Less = More

With all the BMW 'fins' it must really handle well lol
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Old 07-07-2008, 09:39   #16
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...awful. But a very famous car none the less
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I wonder how much glue was used to attach all of that? One good jetwash and the car would probably look 50% better
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Old 09-07-2008, 20:22   #19
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That is a true MONSTER
Sad thing is that after applying all those "tastefull styling" items the chap must of stood back and thought to himself "that looks mint"
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Old 09-07-2008, 20:57   #20
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He should of went to "Specsavers"
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Have you seen this recently? Half of the stuff has been removed, its running 19" Dare V4's with an absolutely massive brake kit up front, rear discs and rumours od a turbo conversion......!!
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Didn't know that actually, where did you see it mate?
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Someone had a pound stretcher gift voucher for christmas!
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lol looks like the guy has coverd his car in glue and then driven through halfords
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Old 12-07-2008, 22:26   #25
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I'm speechless

i recon its got 1 too many shark fins on the tail end ! what you lot recon ?
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