This made me laugh a bit, it was funny just looking at it.
My brother just got hold of an M reg Ford Escort. It was free, but he's putting a new engine in it (and the body is clean as). Anyway, the engine that's currently in, seems to have white smoke coming from, well, the whole engine. When you take the oil cap off, it seems to release pressure and the engine runs better, but it chugs out pure white smoke. Even with the dipstick, you take it out and here comes the white smoke. I take it there's oil where there shouldn't be. This isn't really a question, but I want to know what's approximately wrong with it, for future reference. It's feels like it's about to explode everytime you start it. lmao