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  1. 11-04-2012 21:13 #1
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    How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261001723445

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  3. 11-04-2012 21:30 #2
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    People like that should'nt be allowed near any car let alone a coupe turbo....
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    people like that shouldnt be aloud to see the light of day
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Please don't breed.
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Is this the one where the guy was on about racing a mate and ****ing the engine?
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Quote Originally Posted by Melv View Post
    Is this the one where the guy was on about racing a mate and ****ing the engine?
    Yep

    Great way to sell a car
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    That came up on my saved searches. What a complete bellend.

    at the price too.
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Let us know how the sale goes Ben!!
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

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    Let us know how the sale goes Ben!!
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Good to see the standard of english has improved up north
    On the road to improvements. My the Lord of motive power keep us all SANE

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  12. 12-04-2012 20:11 #11
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    the price is almost as funny as his add
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    lol @ the fact that a astra coupe is loads heavier and his mates impreza has nothing on it, yet he wants a p1 LOL! top muppet
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Think i want to offer him £1500 for a chuckle. Ha ha. Oh my.
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    'I dun fudged da enjin cos i woz al giddy'.

    The bit about him being able to cream an Impreza with the Coupe...then the next line him saying he wants and Impreza did make me chuckle.

    What a monumental pleb.
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Saw no offers & thought, thats ben! Lol so he wants 3k and the engines nackered? Is he having a laugh? Might offer him a swap for my corsa with a big hole in the block, same thing! Lol the bit about his mate getting battered by his coupe then saying he wants one is just priceless lol also needs to explore the world of grammar, not a commar in sight!
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Quote Originally Posted by Corsa_LET View Post
    Lol the bit about his mate getting battered by his coupe then saying he wants one is just priceless lol also needs to explore the world of grammar, not a commar in sight!
    How about a comma?
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Quote Originally Posted by nibnob21 View Post
    How about a comma?
    Yea none of them either lol
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    the ebay add of awsomeness.... thats all it is
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    Your all giddy bluds, that motas propa minted and worth every dime. You need to pay the home some repeck.......

    Alternativaly you could just mock the dumb twat lmao
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  21. 14-04-2012 09:13 #20
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    Re: How to write an eBay ad to sound like a complete weapon

    OMG..lol...love the way he tries to explain why he´s getting rid of it.. LMAO
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