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Fun and frolics for all the family at the rather "camp" Eastern Region Camp!
The day started fairly mundainly in all honesty. Tents up, a beer or two, light (try to light) the Bar-B-Q.
Whilst wondering around, I found Al @ hothatch trying to eat a steak sandwiche bigger then his head! A class nutter if ever there was one and real freindly funny guy!
But as the day wore in, it became clear that all was not what it seemed in the "Billing Brother" house (marquee)...
A unique camera pose if ever there was one. Dan obviously fancied a little ginger in his life... After this the erotic poses came flooding in! I was quite happily sipping a beer in the marquee when I could distinctly hear moans of pleasure from the out side! Hoping to cash in on some free porn, imagine my disgust when I was confronted with ...
I had hoped that spending some time with my chums in the SE region might make things better. They on the other hand where having so much fun with a dog poo found on the site when they arrived. First Spanish fly was the unfortunate victim as he dosed in the sun with his mouth open...
Kev gunner's finest hour continued when said poo ended up in Gav's Zafira. Gav, was not overly impressed to say the least!
The next day progressed largly as expected, cars and beer etc, will post pictures soon. I had been hoping that the introduction of Brian into the "billing brother house" would settle things down. Unfortunatly Brian really was acting his shoe size not his age. Not clear in the pic but Biran is actually using his Matrix bullet time (or should that be buss time?) skills to kung fu the ginger one...
However, the girls stop play and after being told that we are not allowed to pick on Mark anymore. A drunken Brian wonders off into the night in search of love. He soon finds Rob, in a striking pink number, and the pair hit it off straight away, sealing their relationship with the first kiss... Tounges and all!....
Rob however is clearly shocked when brain wants to take the relationship forward so soon after meeting, and trys in vain to escape from Brians offered Hand shandy!
Rob fails to escape from Brians matrix skills however, and Rob was last seen being "milked" by Brian behind a Nova! Mean while, Dan has decided to prove to everyone how much of a man he is, by comparing his Knob to a J20 Bottle. A prospect that Cassy CLEARLY approves ofand Mark tries desperatly to prove he has overcome Brians bitchslapping, and that he is infact "hard".... Ahem..
Shortly after this penis enlargement competition, Rob reappears (rather red in the face) and decides to test his man hood by lighting one of his own farts. It not only kept us all warm for fifteen minutes, but a low flying cessna aircraft went off course as robs fart was mistaken as a beacon light!
Mind you, at least it lit the Bar-B-Q
Anyway, comedy fun was had by all. I'll post the car pics up of the region in just a mo...
Dave
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