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    I KILL YOU corp presents: Silver strippers!

    The 'I KILL YOU' Corporation has teamed up with 'Gaz Enterprises' to present:

    THE SILVER STRIPPERS

    The Strippers:
    Johnny A Industries:

    The Ministry of Phatboy:

    and introducing Gaz Enterprises:


    THE SILVER STRIPPERS:


    The Strip:
    The car - Silver Calibra 16v

    Gaz locates the car, well done!


    Gax and Johnny get straight in there

    Phatboy isn't far behind, opting for the 'marking his territory' approuch


    The primary target

    Phatboy gets stuck into the interior

    But soon passes out

    BUT SUDDENLY, DISASTER STRIKES as Johnny lets one go!

    Gaz sees the window of opputunity and nicks the sledge

    But Johnny bites back with the prefered pick axe

    Meanwhile Phatboy is quite content in sitting on the wall in the MIG traditional 'mince' mode:

    er,,,,, GUYS!

    Success! The XE is out!

    why?

    In an interesting turn of events as we prepare to move the engine Phatboy starts humping the engine hoist

    I am lost for words.....


    FIN
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    slightly illigal i think some of the things on there
    repost your signature,again,
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    slightly illigal i think some of the things on there
    I can confirm Johnny A and Phatboy are above the age of 18 and are fully clothed albeit partaking in arse sniffing antics lmao

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    lmao lmao lmao lmao

    Best thread in ages.

    I take it Sam decided she didnt want it anymore? Or did you decided for her lmao

    Edit, thats not Sams is it

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    different calibra nick, rosh's sisters old one apparently, either way another one bites the dust

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    Ahh i see Sams on the road

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    [davescav] why didn't you just buy an XE, why did you have to break a lovely calibra [/davescav]

    lmao lmao joke

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    Good work!
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    i dont think i like the cut of phatboys Jib

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ddball
    i dont think i like the cut of phatboys Jib

    Im lost???


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    He might be on about your tit for tat.
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    What you doing with the rest of the calibra bits? - ie the interior?

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