The 'I KILL YOU' corporation’s offical thread

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 21:15

Welcome to the 'I kill you' corporations offical thread, home to members who practice the art of photoshopping.

We would like to show you our latest member to join the corporation, his name is Dave, but you will refer to him as 'The Temple of Dave'.

Current member Listings:
Johnny A Industries
The Ministry of Ph@tboy
The Temple of Dave

If you have any questions about our Corporation, please contact your mum who will surely smack you round the head with a rolling pin

BIG UP YA

**davescav** · 04-01-2004 21:20

All will be revealed soon.......

Muahahahahahahahahaha

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 21:25

Name: Ben
Username: Ph@tboy
I KILL YOU callsign: The Ministry of Ph@tboy
Car: VX Cavalier 2.0 16v Hatch of doom
Car special skills: Dutch Hardcore on sound system, the power of the 'XE'
Owner special (needs) skills: The dance of the pitman, Photoshop skill level 4
Likes: Cake, Dutch hardcore, elastic bands, cake
Hates: Saxos, bad things, cardboard cutouts of rubber chickens filled with concete
Logo:

**Ph@tboy** · 04-01-2004 21:41

Located in sunny Compton Beaucomp, The "I Kill You" premises are at top of the commercial and technical ladder, developing products to help everyone everywhere, after the breakthrough from lead developer and Co-owner Johnny A, in the form of the "XE ph@tmobile" the company has gone from strength to strength producing such amazing products as "the chair of random" and " PPPPP" or Porsche Powered Purple Panda Of Peril.

Thankyou for listening.....now please eat cake and dont forget to pet the badgers as you leave

PEACE

**nickyboy** · 04-01-2004 21:49

WTF??????????

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 21:56

Originally Posted by nickyboy

WTF??????????

ITS ME, ITS JOHNNY, COME AND GET ME!

**Tom Williams** · 04-01-2004 21:57

this looks funny as!!!

**mavvmad** · 04-01-2004 22:11

Name: Mav
Username: Mavvmad
I KILL YOU callsign: The Ministry of Mad
Car:Courtenay Astra GTE 16V
Car special skills:Cammed and chipped people scarer
Owner special (needs) skills: Totally insane, scares people in his car, needs speed and lots of it. Probably one of the cooler members.
Likes: Cheesenbean toasties, his wife, beating paxos
Hates: Paxos, RS Turbos, Boy racers in cars paid for by daddy, Snobs.

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 22:14

Sorry mavv, valid members must submit to a photoshopping exam before gaining entrance to the I KILL YOU corporation. Show us some photoshopping skills and we will see if you are worthy

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 22:50

**Dexy** · 04-01-2004 22:57

fpmsl @ thei kill you club or is that a bad idea laughung at a club called
i kill you.

**Colonel K** · 04-01-2004 23:15

Awwww Ive feel all left out! *thinks* Maybe due to my rapeage of Johnny A's signature Kitten theme. Hmmmm.

**Ph@tboy** · 04-01-2004 23:16

Now shipping to Japan......get your order while you can!!!!!

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 23:18

The I kill you rules of entrance and engagement.

1. The owners are Johnny A Industries and The Ministry of Ph@tboy, only we can allow you entrance to the corporation.

2. Cake, because we can OK

3. To gain entrance a person must display one or more of the following things:
a) Superior photoshopping skills
b) Slander to other MIG members (e.g, Ben, your face is like the back end of a council bin wagon, I KILL YOU WITH FELT TIP PEN THATS BEEN SITTING IN A CAT LITTER TRAY FOR WEEKS)
c) The ability to create vast amounts of comedy at any given moment

4) There is nothing like a good swift kick in the knackers with an army boot, Johnny A Industries and The Ministry of Ph@tboy reserve the right to do this at any time

**nickyboy** · 04-01-2004 23:18

**Colonel K** · 04-01-2004 23:24

you mean UFK wasnt good enough? I need to go study in the way of the Phatboy

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 23:28

Originally Posted by Colonel K

Awwww Ive feel all left out! *thinks* Maybe due to my rapeage of Johnny A's signature Kitten theme. Hmmmm.

You have done well me son, create one more superior photoshop and you will gain access

**Colonel K** · 04-01-2004 23:31

I accept my mission oh mighty lord, but hark! it must be delayed til daybreak, as foresooth the hour of pain and torture shall surely be upon myself in but an eight of a rotation.

Come hither sweet bed, for ye are my destiny.

**Johnny A** · 04-01-2004 23:47

do well my son, here have a fresh image of me and an outsider known as Teddy enjoying a moment.....

**Teddy** · 05-01-2004 07:46

Awesome lol!

**Stu08** · 05-01-2004 08:09

WTF!!! What have i missed

lmao

**davescav** · 05-01-2004 10:14

My first day at the offices of doom, as you can see car is parked outside, which is protected by "I KILL YOU SECURITY"

**SimonP** · 05-01-2004 10:22

Originally Posted by Nova16v

do well my son, here have a fresh image of me and an outsider known as Teddy enjoying a moment.....

LMFAO PMP!! hahahaahahahahah lmao

**davescav** · 05-01-2004 11:02

**Colonel K** · 05-01-2004 12:52

removed mine for being crap. lmao

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