> > Three dogs are sitting next to each other in a vet's waiting room.
> > "What are you in for Pit-Bull?" the Alsatian asks the Pit-Bull.
> > "Well," explains the Pit-Bull, "I was in the park with my owner minding
> > my own business when this ugly little kid chucks a stone at me and it
> > hits me on my head. I was furious so I went after the b*****d and bit
> > his ear off. Only problem was that the Park Warden caught me and brought
> > me and my owner here. The vet says I'm too dangerous to be around
> > children and that I need to be put down."
> > "That's terrible," replies the Alsatian. He shakes his head and turns to
> > the Dalmatian next to him. "What are you in for Dalmatian?"
> > "Well boys, my mistress died the other day and the spiteful bitch
> > decided to put a clause in her will which requested that I be buried
> > with her because she thought that I would pine for her when she is gone.
> > What a stupid cow. So just because of her I'm getting put down. What's
> > your story Alsatian?"
> > "Well, my mistress had just got out of the bath and she had a towel
> > wrapped around her. Then she takes off her towel and bends over to dry
> > her feet. So I've got this beautiful view of her cute little p***y and
> > as I'm feeling really horny I decide what the hell, and completely throw
> > caution to the wind. I jumped up and mounted her and gave her a damn
> > good doggy-style seeing to..."
> > "So they are going to put you down too Alsatian?" interrupts the
> > Pit-Bull.
> > "No, I'm just getting my claws trimmed!"
> > "What are you in for Pit-Bull?" the Alsatian asks the Pit-Bull.
> > "Well," explains the Pit-Bull, "I was in the park with my owner minding
> > my own business when this ugly little kid chucks a stone at me and it
> > hits me on my head. I was furious so I went after the b*****d and bit
> > his ear off. Only problem was that the Park Warden caught me and brought
> > me and my owner here. The vet says I'm too dangerous to be around
> > children and that I need to be put down."
> > "That's terrible," replies the Alsatian. He shakes his head and turns to
> > the Dalmatian next to him. "What are you in for Dalmatian?"
> > "Well boys, my mistress died the other day and the spiteful bitch
> > decided to put a clause in her will which requested that I be buried
> > with her because she thought that I would pine for her when she is gone.
> > What a stupid cow. So just because of her I'm getting put down. What's
> > your story Alsatian?"
> > "Well, my mistress had just got out of the bath and she had a towel
> > wrapped around her. Then she takes off her towel and bends over to dry
> > her feet. So I've got this beautiful view of her cute little p***y and
> > as I'm feeling really horny I decide what the hell, and completely throw
> > caution to the wind. I jumped up and mounted her and gave her a damn
> > good doggy-style seeing to..."
> > "So they are going to put you down too Alsatian?" interrupts the
> > Pit-Bull.
> > "No, I'm just getting my claws trimmed!"