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> > Three dogs are sitting next to each other in a vet's waiting room.

> > "What are you in for Pit-Bull?" the Alsatian asks the Pit-Bull.

> > "Well," explains the Pit-Bull, "I was in the park with my owner minding

> > my own business when this ugly little kid chucks a stone at me and it

> > hits me on my head. I was furious so I went after the b*****d and bit

> > his ear off. Only problem was that the Park Warden caught me and brought

> > me and my owner here. The vet says I'm too dangerous to be around

> > children and that I need to be put down."

> > "That's terrible," replies the Alsatian. He shakes his head and turns to

> > the Dalmatian next to him. "What are you in for Dalmatian?"

> > "Well boys, my mistress died the other day and the spiteful bitch

> > decided to put a clause in her will which requested that I be buried

> > with her because she thought that I would pine for her when she is gone.

> > What a stupid cow. So just because of her I'm getting put down. What's

> > your story Alsatian?"

> > "Well, my mistress had just got out of the bath and she had a towel

> > wrapped around her. Then she takes off her towel and bends over to dry

> > her feet. So I've got this beautiful view of her cute little p***y and

> > as I'm feeling really horny I decide what the hell, and completely throw

> > caution to the wind. I jumped up and mounted her and gave her a damn

> > good doggy-style seeing to..."

> > "So they are going to put you down too Alsatian?" interrupts the

> > Pit-Bull.

> > "No, I'm just getting my claws trimmed!"
 
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