Had to go for the Ford option, I like my Manly bits and hey with such a funky ford I would need my afformentioned bits to get jiggy with all the women I could pull in the fanny wagon
Joey.
I would by the Ford, register it in a different name, drive it into the back of my Pug (whose engine has broke), and claim off the insurance of the registered owner (OK so there's many a flaw in my story, but its kind of funny)
I am quite attached to my womanly bits so would have to go for the fiesta after all that is what us girls are ment to drive!
It would have to have a nice big dent on each pannel where I can't park it in the biggest space in the car park and would have to be full of fluffly toys! and it would have to have those fingers that come out of the boot to look like someone is stuck in there!
i only put that i'd own a ford because i'd crash into loads of brand new jags, and BMW's and cause somuch damage in the ****ter that everyone would turn their noses up at fords from that day onwards...lol
and also, race around giving fords a Boy Racer reputation...cos at the minute it's mostly Nova's that are ruling the roost in that department...
but this can work in your favour...cos if you build a nice nova (Ian's, Karthik's and also clean one's like Dec's and Brett's etc) people really turn their heads cos they are so used to seeing ****ty 1.0's with Peco BB4's on...
Well i've owned a ford, so have to go with the first one. And to be honest how much better are vauxhall 1.6 etc below cars, not much.
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