the momentum required to do whats been claimed would mean the speeds were well over a ton..... Driving like a tool is one thing, but with a child onboard is a totally different story!!!!!!
Its funny how cucumber fanny hasnt commented since on PNG or here lol
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No,NO,NO,NO, your'e all wrong!!!!
The good lad in the black Vectra was changing his tights after a felching session had gone wrong, when the little Nissan driven by Mr Magoo pulled out into the outside lane, cause it was empty, the burgundy Vectra, was being driven by a one legged dogger who want's to get into felching, thats why he was trying to catch the black Vectra, but wasn't racing you understand, now the burgundy vectra, wasn't into felching, but wanted to try rear ending another vectra and fancied a bit o black, BUT, the black vectra was having non of it and spun back round quickly so that burgundy vectra couldn't get it's front end-away.
So, Ben's ass is grass (and wet)
The one legger hasn't got a leg to stand on
And both Vectra's are shagged, but not satisfied.
^^^^ LOL @ that
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nope ...i still dont get it .....! lol
Either way how cool is that to get your g/f to take the blame. So she gets hit wiv driving wiv no lisense, no insuranse, driving without due car and atention or reckless driving, then when she gets sussed by plod that she's bullsh*ting, perverting the course of justice or perjery wotever its called... He is some guy to let her take that rap, she will be real lucky if she dont get a custodial for that lot lol wot a muppet
lol at all the comments!
my question is..... where are the 2 lying divs in the black st now??
they are rather quiet on ere![]()
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can we preserve this thread forever please and then point it out to the police and their insurance companys?
and wtf does the stupid c*** think hes doing, driving around with no insurance, license and drunk. and with a kid in the car too ffs.
you deserve to be locked up for this. its one thing to crash on your own, but to involve 2 other cars because of your own stupidity just takes the piss.
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if you aint, then i will be reporting this thread to your local police station.
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Silly silly people who shouldn't be allowed within a hundred foot of a car. I would never drive without the necessary documents and certainly not with my daughter in the car. And to be driving whilst under the influence...... you should be shot![]()
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dnt u mean driving under the influence?
ether way use were all no doubt racing back from a meet, iv done it b4 and its just fooking unlcuky this has happened, stupid as fook the fact one had no insurance,licence and whilst half cut! and then with a kid!!!. the cops will put at least 3 fingers up ur bum when they find that all out, and then pass you onto the judge whos likly to do even worse
Whoops, lol. Yes, driving whilst under the influence
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nuff said mate, BUT lets not forget that she had a choice to say who was driving to the police.....and said it was her.....and has said it again over this and other forums.
at the end of the day neither one of them had the right docs to be driving the car so it should not have been on the road. SIMPLES!!
anyway i'm done with the soap box, anybody else need it?
BETTER TO BURN OUT, THAN FADE AWAY....
yeah i'll have it
it doesnt matter that she didnt have the right docs, cos she wasnt driving, or doing anything wrong (up untill the time she lied). he should admit he was driving, and take whatever punishment comes his way like a man. not pin it on his GF and hide like a little child. at the end of the day, his stupidity could have killed 4 other people including his GF and kid, so what would he be doing now if that had happened? blabbing it over the internet? pretending it wasnt him driving? most likely.
your a ****ing **** and i hope you get absolutely arse raped by the courts for this(just like you will when your inside)
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no insurance drink driving and crashing while speeding .. no regard for anyone else HE IS NOT A NICE LAD !!!
Wow! Who'd have thought a broken Vectra would lead to this amount of EPIC!
I don't know how people can even contemplate letting anything like this happen
First you drive with no license and no insurance, then you join a car club and attend meets, then after having had a few alcoholic drinks (even if it doesn't take you over the limit) you then proceed to take a 4 yo child at high speed, with what would seem like other speeding cars in close quarters.
One of these things maybe but not all![]()
Im sorry, but this thread is epic, its like sitting on a farm after feeding bulls a box of chillis!!
so much BS its unreal!!!
Some comments made me laugh however as this is all about some cumdrinking **** who caused a large accident, whilst speeding, with a few beers in him, without a licence, without insurance, WITH A ****ING KID IN THE CAR, then lied about it to the police, all with his one legged mate, its all a bit much, both need to be given cavity searches by a ****ing porcupine!!!
ITS NOT BIG AND ITS NOT CLEVER!!! what gets me though is that its all posted on a public forum!! you might as well ****ing shot yourself in the foot (good foot in case of peg leg pete there!)
So much fail its just not funny!!
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This is monumental thread, showing monumental stupidity!!
The best thing of all is that the Nissan Micra seems to have got away unmarked lmao Absolutely genius lmao
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this is one big barrel of epicness
have to say though, mr black vectra, you sir are an oxygen thief, i hope you get whats coming to you, and to your mrs, leave him, do it now and dont look back
one soap box ready for use..............
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