Mate thrashing his Astra sporthatch lol...

[Nemesis]

Sounds like a fookin 800 watt hoover... but made me think of MIG anyway! lmao

[SammyP]

A Henry or a Dyson Hoover?

[Nemesis]

Neither, a tesco economy one!

[LEE69]

Neither, a tesco economy one!

They still suck better than you (wayne told me)

[Nemesis]

They still suck better than you (wayne told me)

But not as well as yer mam, or as cheap (and this is £4.97 plus clubcard points )

[LEE69]

But not as well as yer mam, or as cheap (and this is £4.97 plus clubcard points )

yeah,go for that one,you get clubcard point mate.

[Nemesis]

lmao lmao lmao

[coolamasta]

I heard twinport was just as good as a twin-entry turbo, well something like that lmao lmao lmao

[C4REK]

Dont get the first post ? not a sporthatch either.

Though you guys have managed to brighten up a dull day at work crazy fools lol

[AL]

Bless young Matt, with his big issue selling mate (Dom) and his big gay Astra that's not much faster than mine...lmao

[Nemesis]

Bless young Matt, with his big issue selling mate (Dom) and his big gay Astra that's not much faster than mine...lmao

Don't make me post up video evidence lmao

[adamSRi]

p.s. that aint a sport hatch, its a 5dr

[Mr M3]

Been wondering for ages, what the hell's twinport?

[adamSRi]

Been wondering for ages, what the hell's twinport?

Its a clever system that recycles exhaust gasses containing unburnt fuel back into the engine. Under partial load, 25% of the fuel/air mixture going into the engine is actually made up of already burnt exhaust gasses and the result is a big improvement in efficiency. Its all done by synchronised electronic management of the fuel injectors, the emission control and the 3-way catalytic converter.

Basically, it improves fuel economy, makes it cleaner on the environment, and somewhat improves performance.

[Mr M3]

Easier than making an engine that burns more efficiently? lmao

[BlackIce]

my head hurts