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    Talking Number plate slogans

    right then give us a laugh and tell us what you have seen.

    so far I have:-

    * "My fastest ride since ya mum"
    * "Kiss it copper"
    * "You'll need something better than that T5"
    * "OINK!"
    * "Only 500bhp, please pass"
    * "Dagenham Dustbin"
    * "WARNING! Emits Flames!!!"
    * "If you can read this I’ve broke down"
    * "If You Can Read This, I'm Still In 2nd Gear"
    * "If You Can Read This, I'm in LOW boost"
    * "Police, camera, action"
    * "Go-on Try and Pass"
    * "Car in front is an RS"
    * "if u can read this I’ve lost my caravan" (for the 4x4 boys!)
    * "SCOOBY WHO?"
    * "Do you have any mash to go with my banger?"
    * "Me other car is a Porsche but today im in a bit of a hurry!"
    * "When the clutch drops..........the bullsh!t stops"
    * "See you in court ........ PIG"
    * "If you’re gonna try and past me you better be driving a Cossie"
    * "Slippery When Wet"
    * "You'll Never Take Me Alive Copper"
    * "Running in - Pass while you can!"
    * "At 8000RPM no one can hear you scream"
    * "This car is like a disease...only you cant catch it"
    * "Never under estimate the power of Cosworth...."
    * "In debt and loving it"
    * "Thought scoobys were fast?!"
    * "If driven safely please report stolen"
    * "If Smirnoff made cars"
    * “On a Escort Cossie "Who says crime doesn’t pay"
    * “If that’s as fast as it goes I'd take it back too”.

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    GSXR 600 Isle of Man TT Edition No. 44

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilC
    * "WARNING! Emits Flames!!!"
    * "Go-on Try and Pass"
    * "SCOOBY WHO?"
    * "At 8000RPM no one can hear you scream"
    These are relevant

    I love these, altho the last one needs to be lowered for me personally..

    "At 7500rpm no one can hear you scream"

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    I did like the "Scooby WHO" but "If that’s as fast as it goes I'd take it back too" makes me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilC

    * "Dagenham Dustbin"
    Thats my cars name lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannybut
    "My Other Rides Your Wife"
    LMFARO

    I have (in 80's style dymo tape) stuck on the back number plate of my Mk2 Cavalier Sri:

    www.mk2cav.com - You know where to stick your Picasso.

    I may change it to

    www.mk2cav.com - Real cars don't have cup holders.

    It's a better way of insulting more people.
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    lmao PMSL, some quality slogans there...

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    My cav doesnt have cup holders and bugs the hell out of me at McDes lol
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    Ive seen-

    "taxed, tested, insured. Go chase the criminals"

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    Quote Originally Posted by casper_ac
    y wud u put them on ur car lo..CHA\/
    i said had :P i dont anymore :>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott G
    Ive seen-

    "taxed, tested, insured. Go chase the criminals"
    Thats the best one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TbsForsale
    I know someone who had a Merc C class 230 kompressor newish one. He was only 18 and had on his number plate used to crack me up

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