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14K views 37 replies 29 participants last post by  Haynzee 
#1 ·
right then give us a laugh and tell us what you have seen.

so far I have:-

* "My fastest ride since ya mum"
* "Kiss it copper"
* "You'll need something better than that T5"
* "OINK!"
* "Only 500bhp, please pass"
* "Dagenham Dustbin"
* "WARNING! Emits Flames!!!"
* "If you can read this I’ve broke down"
* "If You Can Read This, I'm Still In 2nd Gear"
* "If You Can Read This, I'm in LOW boost"
* "Police, camera, action"
* "Go-on Try and Pass"
* "Car in front is an RS"
* "if u can read this I’ve lost my caravan" (for the 4x4 boys!)
* "SCOOBY WHO?"
* "Do you have any mash to go with my banger?"
* "Me other car is a Porsche but today im in a bit of a hurry!"
* "When the clutch drops..........the bullsh!t stops"
* "See you in court ........ PIG"
* "If you’re gonna try and past me you better be driving a Cossie"
* "Slippery When Wet"
* "You'll Never Take Me Alive Copper"
* "Running in - Pass while you can!"
* "At 8000RPM no one can hear you scream"
* "This car is like a disease...only you cant catch it"
* "Never under estimate the power of Cosworth...."
* "In debt and loving it"
* "Thought scoobys were fast?!"
* "If driven safely please report stolen"
* "If Smirnoff made cars"
* “On a Escort Cossie "Who says crime doesn’t pay"
* “If that’s as fast as it goes I'd take it back too”.

have fun :)
 
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#34 ·
Always wanted "polowned!", "1 litre warrior", some crap like that (maybe a tango style strapline as well)

now, hmmm.... kiss my asstra? :)
or just a simple www.speedcamera.co.uk / www.safespeed.co.uk or a couple anti-govt conspiracy sites :D

real cars do have at least some half-hearted cupholders i hope (moulded on the inside of the glovebox lid :D) or ive never had a real car ;)
 
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